11:00-11:30

I Dream of Jihad

Despite all the trouble, nobody believes Jihad exists.

11:30-NOON

Al Qaeda in the Family

New York will never be the same again.

NOON-12:30

Malcontent in the Middle East

The boys are invited to Germany for an extended stay.

12:30-1:00

Fatah Knows Best

Episode 25, “No Jews Is Good Jews.”

1:00-1:30

Everybody Hates Christians

No pogrom information available.

FIENDS

Episode 28: “Nobody Expects the Committee for Public Safety”

1:30-2:00

2:00-2:30

The Brady-Meinhof Bunch

Barry’s science fair project “accidentally” blows up the high school.

2:30-3:00

Green AK47s

Earth First! moves to Hooterville.

3:00-3:30

You Asked for It

Manufacturing outrage and blowback.

3:30-4:00

What’s My Lie?

CNN reports on the Middle East.

4:00-6:00

PLOprah!

Host surprises audience by giving away free car bombs.

5:00-6:00

Who Wants to be a Martyr?

Contestants vie for one-way trips to paradise.

6:00-7:00

Extreme Makeover, HAMAS Edition

The catch-phrase sweeping the West Bank, “Blow up this bus!”

7:00-8:00

Taliband of Brothers

Holy war drama.

8:00-9:00

Sonny and Ché

TV’s oddest couple reprise their hit, “I Gut You, Babe”

9:00-10:00

NKVD Blue

Season Three. More cast turnover as the purge continues.

10:00-11:00

The Mob Squad

Hipster vigilantes mete out their own brand of social justice.

11:00-MIDNIGHT

77 Gaza Strip

Episode 15: “Kookie Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb Bomb)”