Goodbye, Earthlings

Congratulations, you’ve made it to the Bizarro-Net, where black is white, left is right, up is down, polka-dots are square, facts are fake but accurate, and everything works bass ackwards. Just as if it were designed by politicians and bureaucrats.

Still, you’ve gotten this far in the Bizarro-Net and neither your computer or brain has melted. Yet. But there is a way back. Simply click on the Home button at the top below. Don’t know which one that is? Well, like all good government designs, you have to pass the button to find out what’s in it.

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