A Video Guide

Let’s start at the top and do something about that “receding” hairline.

Seriously, combover? You’re not even trying.

C’mon, there’s better headgear than a toupee.

Baseball cap, good. But are you fixin’ on plowing the back forty?

There you go. Now your cap is “cool,” as the kids say. OK, let’s deal with that overhanging gut.

They say stripes are thinning, don’t believe it. Got anything else?

Nice try. Makes rather a maternity impression, don’t you think?

Better. T-shirts are always in style. Still, that one doesn’t make much of a fashion statement.

Now you’re talkin.’ Next, let’s jettison the old-man baggie slacks.

Jeans are good, but do form-fitting jeans really work at your time of life?

Calf-length ultra-wide shorts, that’s stylin.’ Now then, about…

Geez, Louise, you’re not a gangsta wannabe. Better back it up.

Dodged a bullet there. Now then, about those stale, humdrum, brown oxfords...

Nailed it first time. Nice touch with the socks, by the way. Next, you need to do something about that double chin.

OK, a beard defines a jaw line on that roll of fat. Though a tad too back-woodsy, is it not?

Bingo! I think we’re almost there. What else is there to do?

NO!

Of course! God is in the details. Now for the finishing touch.

Perfect! Your makeover to 21st century man is complete. Your friends and family will be positively gobsmacked by the new you.

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