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Jokes Without a Lot of Reading

signofspring

“No doubt about it, Harry. It’s the first sign of spring.”

ameba
missing

“What did you say the name was?”

compumart
limbo2
avalanche2

“I wouldn't worry about it. Having an imaginary friend is fairly common and quite harmless.”

“You have been found guilty of perjury. Hope you die. Bailiff, stick a needle in his eye.”

“Number three, let me hear you say, ‘I’ve come for thee, William Hastings’.”

“Given your condition, I'd say you have about two weeks to live.”

“Actually, Father, I have no intention of jumping. I just came out here for a cigarette.”

“Do you have any other work experience besides men's room attendant?”

“Notice how the eyes follow about the room.”

“Honey, I'm home!”

“You really need to let go of the past.”

“That darned cat has been spraying in the house again.”

“On second thought, I think I'd like to be cremated instead.”

“We have ways of making you talk, little man.”

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