The critics all agree, darn them, that you won’t find anything exactly like this world-wide web home of Terry Colon, legendary illustrator, cartoonist, humorist, wag, wit, wannabe know-it-all and big fat liar. Remember, if it doesn’t say Terry Colon on the label it’s probably missing a label.
Ravings about TerryColon.com
“Stupendous, hilarious, amazing, legendary, groundbreaking and pure genius are just some of the adjectives you’ll find at this site.”
—Pierre Roget
“If you absolutely loved Terry Colon’s work for Cracked and Suck.com you’ll sort-of like this site.”
—Duchess of Url
“I give it three thumbs up. Which is exaggeration or I’m a three-handed freak.”
—Polly Vinyl
“They say a million monkeys on a million typewriters could produce Shakespeare. Thanks to terrycolon.com we now know otherwise.”
—Francis Bacon
“This diverting site should tickle your fancy all the way to the ground, if your fancy is at all ticklish and reaches the ground.”
—Ann Onimus
“There is nothing like a well-written and well-illustrated humorous website. And this is nothing like a well-written and well-illustrated humorous website.”
—Dennis Plagiary
“Pointlessly interactive with silly animation; you couldn’t ask for anything more. Well, you could, but you won’t get it.”
—Frank Kimball
“If you’ve never read it, you’re not alone.”
—Daily Dishonest
“To this reader, just about anything you find on terrycolon.com is not to be sneezed at. It’s to be read; only a buffoon uses it to wipe their nose. So go ahead and bury your nose in this site for an overdose of Colonesque nonsense. Just turn your head when you sneeze.”
—Howard Beale
“Don’t accept second rate substitutes, pale imitations, or smudgy mimeograph copies when the original is already too much.”
—Daily Disgruntled
“Terrycolon.com is the last word in websites. At least I hope so.”
—Ernest Luddite
