Now you did it! You broke the Internet. What part of "Do not click" didn't you understand? Why is it when you tell someone not to do something, that's the first thing they do? Guess Oscar Wilde was right, "The only way to rid yourself of temptation is to yield to it."

Yet, as the old adage says, "Curiosity killed the cat." So now that you're a dead cat, what are you going to do? Ever think of that when you clicked that explicit warning not to click? Guess not, smarty pants.

You can try hitting escape. You might try command undo. If that doesn't work, try command-shift-control-Q-# and double-clicking the right mouse button while standing on one foot. Or use the easy way out we have generously provided: Click anywhere to restore everything.

BLOG 2018 Jan-April

Our Very First eBook

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Every page a click away

What do Mark Twain, Yogi Berra, Groucho Marx, and Sam Goldwyn have in common? They are all commonly quoted for things they didn’t say. As per the title of Mr. Berra’s book, I Really Didn’t Say Everything I Said! So, how many of the malapropisms, mixed metaphors, and twists of phrase in our little book are really from Sam Goldwyn? We’ll never tell ’cause there’s no telling.

Filed 4/30/18

Examine Your eWord Expertise

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Test your noun knowledge, verb verve and all around word wisdom with our latest word definition quiz brought to you by the letter E. Though we don’t imagine you’ll hear any of these words on Sesame Street.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Escheat (ĕs-chēt′)

  1. Cunning getaway plan
  2. Government land grab
  3. Fee paid on a loan from a pawnbroker
  4. Half-hearted effort
  5. Unauthorized play by unwritten rules

Expiation (ĕk spē-ā′ shən)

  1. Making amends
  2. Loss of excess heat through panting
  3. Revoking of citizenship
  4. Communication with hand gestures
  5. Giving up after a half-hearted effort

Eschew (ĕs-chōō′)

  1. Overact
  2. Gum that’s lost its flavor
  3. Read the riot act
  4. Particularly wet sneeze
  5. Don’t touch with a ten foot pole

Eleemosynary (ĕl ə-mŏs′ ə-nĕ rē)

  1. Slippery as a greased pig
  2. Oblivious to right and wrong
  3. Charitable
  4. Causing confusion
  5. Of the 8th through 12th deadly sins

Epigone (ĕp′ ə-gōn)

  1. Missing skin
  2. Summing up after a Greek play
  3. Absolutely the worst example
  4. Wannabe
  5. Snitch

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Escheat (b) 1. Confiscate 2. [Law] Taking of property by the state where no legal private claimant exists

Expiation (a) Atonement; making amends

Eschew (e) Avoid; shun

Eleemosynary (c) Of the giving of alms; charitable

Epigone (d) Second-rate imitator

Scoring
5 – Extraordinary
4 – Excellent
3 – Elementary
2 – E for effort
1 – Egad
0 – Even a blind pig, but not you

Filed 4/27/18

If You Have to Ask, You Didn’t Get the Job

Real-life questions from real-life applicants to real-life potential employers:

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Source of quotes: Businessinsider.com.au

Filed 4/25/18

Update Mode Continues

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Being in updating old bits mode we have revisited our old Cracked archives. Not animated, not redrawn, not rewritten or anything like that. You can’t change the past, right? (Though a few had to be recreated as best we could because we don’t have the originals.) Anyway, what we have is oldies reformatted so they’re more cheap-paper-comic-book-like. That is, they have covers and the reader can flip through the pages. It’s like perusing a comic book on your computer or web device thingy without getting ink on your hands. And who hasn’t wanted that their entire life? Mouseover the top art to see what we mean.

CRACKED Archives widget links page

Filed 4/20/18

i-Fox Guards Henhouse.gov

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From the Reason magazine “Brickbats” file of 2016.

The Washington, D.C., Office of Tax and Revenue is blaming a computer error for taking a total of some $7 million from the bank accounts of 581 people. The individuals had previously authorized electronic withdrawals to pay their taxes, but during a test of new anti-fraud software, the revenue collectors withdrew money for a second time from their accounts.

What they don’t report is whether or not it worked as planned.

Filed 4/18/18

Monday Funnies

Real-life quotes from real-life people in real-life offices around the real-life world brought to you in an unreal-life cartoon:

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Source of quotes: overheardintheoffice.com

Filed 4/16/18

Challenge Your Word Wherewithal

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Test your noun knowledge and verify your verb verve with another of our multiple choice word definition quizes.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Plerophory (plə′ räf-ə-rē)

  1. Basement of a basilica
  2. Area you can’t see out of the corner of your eye
  3. Collection of spare parts you’ve no idea what they’re for
  4. State of having no doubts whatsoever
  5. Unbelievable nonsense spouted to puff oneself up

Sedulous (sĕj′ ŏ-ləs)

  1. Exhibiting dedication and diligence
  2. Dismissive or skeptical of advice
  3. Rebellious without a cause
  4. Lacking a to-do list
  5. Outwardly cheerful and eager

Mendacity (mĕn dăs′ ə-tē)

  1. Ability to fix or repair things
  2. Overt masculinity
  3. Dirty, rotten lying
  4. Condition of too much of a good thing
  5. Promising what you can’t deliver

Peculate (pĕk′ yə-lāt)

  1. Invest with other people’s money
  2. Surmise wildly
  3. Bubble up from below
  4. Drink in dainty sips
  5. Steal from the public purse

Grisly (grĭz′-lē)

  1. Large North American brown bear
  2. Full of cartilage and tough connective tissue
  3. Gun crewman that fires the cannon
  4. Repulsive or terrifying
  5. Covered with thorns or spikes

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Plerophory (d) State of full confidence or absolute certainty

Sedulous (a) [of a person or action] Exhibiting dedication and diligence

Mendacity (c) Untruthfulness

Peculate (e) Embezzle or steal money, esp. public funds

Grisly (d) Causing horror or disgust

Scoring
5 – Top notch
4 – Top drawer
3 – Top tier
2 – Topping
1 – Top knot
0 – Top, not
Bonus score of + 5 for figuring out what the heck the scoring means

Filed 4/1/18

Extended Outlook

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We will see Tuesday all day across the entire metro area, with an extremely high chance of Wednesday tomorrow. The end of the work week should bring us Friday, likely followed by two days of weekend. A Monday advisory for the tri-county area will be in effect starting next week, so plan accordingly. We expect this pattern to continue for the foreseeable future.

Filed 4/10/18

Today’s Forecast

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Monday will be seasonably seasonal all day, starting with a low in sunlight early, getting gradually brighter by midday and tapering off toward the late afternoon into another low after sunset. Tempera­tures will range from Fahrenheit to Celsius depending on location. Doppler radar indicates an increase in doppling in the late morning hours. A chance of rain is in the air, until it falls onto the ground where it will turn into puddles. Wind will be left to right with occasional gusts from back to front. The barometer will continue falling until it hits the floor and breaks, probably. Strange weather symbols will appear toward sunset and will continue unless people start to complain they have no idea what they mean.

Filed 4/9/18

Friday Funnies

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A half dozen snippets we appropriate from other folks, slap on our own picture, and fob off on the unsuspecting reader as fresh content. Going so far as to claim there’s six when there’s only four. All things considered, the content really is fresh, as in impertinent.

“My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.”

source: @explodingunicorn

Three-year-old to mom at a wedding pointing to the groom and best man awaiting the bride: “I wonder which one she’ll pick.”

source: Ruth Muchemore, Reader’s Digest

Complaints to travel agents:

“The street signs weren’t in English. I don’t know how anyone can get around.”

“You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went, and there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain.”

source: telegraph.co.uk

Filed 4/6/18

Solidify Your Word Savvy

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Another chance to assess your noun knowledge, verb verve and weasel word wisdom. Take the underhanded word definition quiz. Which is to say, we provide not necessarily a definition, but a clue of sorts. A new twist on an old idea. Satisfaction guaranteed.*

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Subreption (sŭb rĕp′-shən)

  1. Constant grumbling under one’s breath
  2. Tedium of daily chores
  3. Misleading half-truth
  4. Groin injury
  5. The old switch-a-roo

Ostensibly (ŏ-stĕn sə-blē)

  1. “Too good to be true”
  2. “Six of one, half dozen of another”
  3. “Your results may vary”
  4. “Maybe, maybe not”
  5. “Better than it looks”

Proviso (prə-vī′ zō)

  1. What’s in the fine print, e.g.
  2. Visitor’s temporary pass into Italy
  3. Sneak peek, e.g.
  4. Double asterisk
  5. Footnote, e.g.

Sophistry (sŏf′ əs trē)

  1. Second year in high school or college
  2. Fake-out argument
  3. Women’s studies
  4. Theology that makes it up as it goes along
  5. Immature and idiotic behavior

Virtual (vûr′ chōō-əl)

  1. “Now you see it, now you don’t”
  2. “Look, but don’t touch”
  3. “Holier than thou”
  4. “There’s no there there”
  5. “Close, but no cigar”

Mouseover for answers

Subreption (c) Calculated misrepresentation by concealment of pertinent facts

Ostensibly (d) Apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually

Proviso (a) Condition attached to an agreement

Sophistry (b) Seemingly plausible but fallacious argument intended to deceive

Virtual (e) Almost as described, but not completely or by strict definition

Scoring
5 – Savant
4 – Sagacious
3 – Savvy
2 – So-so
1 – Substandard
0 – Sad

*Our satisfaction, anyway. (How sneaky, we disclaimed parenthetically.)

Filed 4/2/18

Anti-Kangaroo Words

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If you read our previous kangaroo word bit, you’ll probably guess anti-kangaroo words contain an antonym, rather than a synonym, of the mother word. To follow the animal world metaphor, perhaps they might instead be cuckoo or cowbird words. If you don’t see the connection, a little research is in order:

Cuckoo and Cowbird

Filed 3/21/18

Kangaroo Words

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“What are kangaroo words?” we hear ourselves imagining the reader asking. There certainly doesn’t seem to be a connection or similarity among the listed words. Or does there? Kangaroo words contain synonyms of themselves. Not a clear explanation? Mouseover list box above and you’ll see.

What we have is a momma word with a closely related baby word tucked inside. Hense, kangaroo word. To complete the metaphor, the contained synonym is called a joey word.

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This particular bit of word weirdness doesn’t have a fancy Greek or Latin term, like endonym or whatever. That’s because it’s really a pretty useless attribute, just a curiosity to make you go, “Wow.” You know, like a palindrome; a word that reads the same forward and backward. Like, “Wow.”

Filed 3/19/18

We certainly hope you learned your lesson and won’t try that again.

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A Tiny Surprise

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We’ve been wasting so much time and effort on these opening animations we’ve neglected to create any other new content. But never fear, others have not been so remiss. Here’s a link to a talk on a new theory of atomic structure. One big take­away, the neutron is not a fundamental particle but a combination electron and proton. Which makes sense in light of the fact that neutrons do not survive outside the nucleus, rapidly decaying into, guess what, a proton and an electron.

Edwin Kaal: The Proton-Electron Atom – A Proposal for a Structured Atomic Model

Filed 3/14/18

Know Your Nomenclature

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The returns and variations on a theme never stop here at terry colon point com. To wit: another of our word quizes, in the usual multiple choice form, for you to test the breadth of your word wherewithal.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Hobbledehoy (hŏb′-əl dē-hoi)

  1. One-legged seaman
  2. Invisible forest gnome
  3. Child’s wheeled riding toy
  4. Bygone precursor to hopscotch
  5. Gawky teen

Factotum (făk-tō′ təm)

  1. Pole or kiosk displaying official decrees
  2. Multi-purpose assistant
  3. Briefcase
  4. Double-checker
  5. Something assumed to be true

Malefactor (măl′ ə-făk tər)

  1. Degree of bendability of a metal or alloy
  2. Division by zero
  3. Baddie
  4. Y chromosome
  5. Mustache connected to sideburns

Termagant (tûr′ mə-gənt)

  1. Small orange-winged songbird
  2. Baby born over one week late
  3. Nasty bitch
  4. Little white liar
  5. Lame duck

Suzerain (sōō′ zə-rən)

  1. Precipitation in egypt
  2. What’s left after lawyers get their cut
  3. Economic oracle
  4. Country that’s the boss of another country
  5. Underling of a Sultan

Mouseover for answers

Hobbledehoy (e) Gawky adolescent boy

Factotum (b) Assistant serving many functions

Malefactor (c) Evildoer

Termagant (c) A harsh-tempered woman; shrew [Historical, an imaginary deity of violent and turbulent character, often appearing in morality plays]

Suzerain (d) A sovereign or a state exercising political control over a dependent state

Scoring
5 – Bravo!
4 – Kudos
3 – Good on You
2 – Not bad
1 – None too good
0 – None, too bad

Filed 3/12/18

It’s another dated update. A downdate? No, Difinithing.com already used that term for new software worse than the old software. What we called a dimprovement. Anyway, it’s been tweaked slightly because we can’t leave well enough alone. Rounding out our rerun-return roundup for the week.


Accidental Optical Illusion

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At first I thought a picture hanging on the wall was crooked and went to straighten it, but it was already straight. I had to step back and look again. It looked crooked. Took a minute to figure out why. Sunlight streaming through the mini­blinds casting angled stripes on a framed photo created an optical illusion. I recreated it above in simplified form.

Mouse over the image and see what it looks like without the light bands. It’s square, eh?

The frame, mat and photo are square, but it looks cock-eyed on the bottom. Appearing as if the bottom right-hand corner is drooping, so to speak. Thing is, we run into optical illusions quite often without always noticing. I wrote about this a while back, and updated recently for your semi-fresh perusal.

Optical Illusions You Often Run Into

Originally filed 11/29/09

Entertaining an Idea

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It’s a visual pun, pictured play on words, or mixed media mixed metaphor, or maybe combination text/cartoon syllepsis. Whatever it is, we admit we’ve done this sort of thing before. A lot. It’s a cartoon classic. The idea of it, not necessarily this particular one. At any rate, it’s return variation on a theme week, so what the hey.

Filed 3/8/18

Back Again and Again

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Yesterday, the return of the origin of the British Union Jack. Today, the return of pointless home page opening animation. Perhaps not terribly exciting, and only about ten seconds long, but how much of your day do you want to devote to terry colon point com anyway? We’re doing you a favor. Waste less time; get more done; lead a more fulfilling, happier life.

That’s a better deal than you get from daylight savings. Think of it as daytime savings. You don’t need to reset your clock, wake up an hour earlier, or any­thing. No need to thank us, it’s just what we do.

Filed 3/6/18

Flag Fun Redone

This is an update of something we did years ago, only this time webby and interactive. Because we know how to do that sort of thing now. We rewrote some bits, too. Redone and more fun, or rerun and no fun? You decide.

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We have mentioned before our favorite national flag is the United Kingdom’s Union Jack. Though maybe it’s our three favorites, because it’s actually three flags in one. First is Saint George’s cross, which is England. (Mouseover tag to see each flag) Next is Saint Andrew’s cross, for Scotland. Finally there’s Saint Patrick’s cross, representing Ireland, or rather Northern Ireland since the rest of Ireland is a separate country. Mash them all up and you get the Union Jack.

You might wonder, what happened to Wales, where’s the Welsh flag in this combination Union Jack. After all, the Prince of Wales becomes the King, right? Wales was considered part of England when the very first Union Jack was devised in 1606 combining only the flags of England and Scotland. Ireland was added in 1801.

The Welsh flag has a dragon and not a saint’s cross for reasons we don’t know. (Mouseover “Wales” tag) Anyway, Saint George (England) slew the dragon, which might be another reason for its absence. Besides, adding the dragon rather makes a mess of the flag in our view. (Mouseover “Welsh Jack” tag)

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Many a Scotsman doesn’t care for that dominating England cross, preferring the flag have the Scotland cross foremost. (Mouseover “Scottish Jack” tag) Perhaps if they’d’ve had a better battle record against the English they’d get a little more sympathy for that view. At least they’re on the flag, unlike Wales. While slapping on the dragon is a bit much, an alternative update might be to add the green field from the bottom of the Welsh flag. (Mouseover “Revised Union Jack” tag)

Not sure that works all that well, but inclusiveness, diversity, equality, fraternity and all that. Just a thought.

Filed 3/5/18

The Future of Europe Is in Good Hands?

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European Leader – Number of Children

If, as they say, children are our future, what do we make of that? Coincidence, Zeitgeist, or omen, boys and girls? … Boys and girls? … Hello, anyone there?

Filed 3/2/18

Time Marches On

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It’s March and spring starts this month. As the season change nears we would like to issue a warning to all our vampire readers, the nights will be getting shorter, so schedule outdoor activities accordingly. Or wear some SPF 1,000,000 sunscreen. And don’t get burned by that sneaky daylight savings trick the powers that be pull every year. Who gave them power over time, anyway? Next thing you know they’ll be wanting to command the tides. Wait, the IPCC already does.

Filed 3/1/18

Helots that Sell Themselves

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“Debt is the slavery of the free.”
—Publius Syrus, circa 50 BC

There sure seems to be a grain of truth in that. Or is it a kernel of truth? Seed of truth? Dollap? Nugget? Healthy dose? Let’s forget the specified amount and just say there’s some truth in the quote. Make that a lot of truth.

While many folks enter into indentured servitude voluntarily, we’re all kinda born into it. We all pay taxes, right? Except the poor who collect from the government rather than pay. Rather like the old feudal noblesse oblige without a return. Hm-m, just who owns who here?

Filed 2/28/18

Are You a Word Wolf?

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Time for another vocabulary quiz. This episode: words uttered by Nero Wolf in the mystery novels ostensibly written by Archie Goodwin. Well, the stories are narrated as if written by Mr. Wolf’s factotum, but the novels were actually penned by Rex Stout. In case you’re wondering, ‘factotum’ is not one of the words. We’ll get to that some other time.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Footling (fŏŏt′ lĭng)

  1. Menial servant
  2. Baby shoe made of soft fabric
  3. Trivial and irritating
  4. Twelve inch tall elf
  5. Being a good dancer

Subdolous (sŭb′ də-ləs)

  1. The layer immediately below the dolous
  2. Cunning
  3. Unconsolable
  4. Less than ideal in taste
  5. Below the threshold of human hearing

Flummery (flŭm′ ə-rē)

  1. Parade with outlandish costumery
  2. Coughed up wad of phlegm
  3. Navel lint
  4. Store selling flum
  5. Nonsense

Contumacy (kän′ tū-mü-sē)

  1. Resentment
  2. Fear of being buried alive
  3. Ability to determine wind direction with a raised wet finger
  4. Disrespect for fat geniuses
  5. Pig-headed disobedience

Witling (wĭt′ lĭng)

  1. Wannabe wit who’s a half-wit
  2. Act of carving wood with a knife
  3. Child of a comedian
  4. Frivolous
  5. Victim of a practical joke

Mouseover for answers

Footling (c) Trivial and irritating

Subdolous (b) Sly; crafty; cunning

Flummery (e) 1. Nonsense; empty compliments [2. A sweet dish made with beaten eggs, milk, sugar, and flavorings]

Contumacy (e) Stubborn refusal to obey or comply with authority, especially a court order or summons

Witling (a) [derogatory] A person who considers themselves to be witty; A would-be wit

Scoring
5 – Wolf
4 – Panzer
3 – Goodwin
2 – Cramer
1 – Durkin
0 – Rowcliff

Filed 2/26/18

Five Letters Dropped from the English Alphabet …

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…and our own possible, plausible, but mostly unsubstantiated explanations of why we no longer have them.

Thorn was a single letter for the ‘th’ sound. Typesetters who didn’t have a thorn character would substitute a Y in its place. That’s where the Y in ‘Ye Olde Shoppe’ and such comes from. Which should be pronounced ‘the’ and not ‘yee.’ If these quaint boutiques wanted to be really old-timey accurate, they’d use thorn instead of Y. Though most folks wouldn’t know how to say that, either.

Eth was a single letter for the ‘th’ sound. Wait, didn’t we just do that? Oh, that was thorn. Why there were two letters for ‘th’ is a mystery to us. We suppose it was a mystery to other people as well since they jettisoned eth along with thorn way back when. Plus, if you dotted your i’s, but forgot to cross your eth’s, they’d be d’s. We dink dat’s right.

Sharp S was a funny-looking S that’s hard to tell from a lower case F. You see it in the Declaration of Independence and other period writing. The sharp S sounded exactly like an S and was only used in specific cases depending on… We don’t know. The rules for when to use which S are persnickety and confusing. And rather pointless, really, since it’s an S in either case. Which we suppose is why they axed the thing.

Wynn was the original W. Maybe. The English alphabet is picked up wholesale from the Latin alphabet, except there was no W because V was W, or vhatewer. So V was wee and not vee. Again, maybe. English needed another letter because it had both sounds. Still does. So V was vee and they grabbed that Greek-looking wynn to use for wee. Well, not everybody and not always and not for long. Some folks used ‘uu’ for wee. Which eventually got fused together as one letter, double-u. Though it looks like a double vee (VV, vv) and not a double-u (UU, uu).

Ampersand at one time was a letter, said as ‘and,’ meaning ‘and.’ You might call it a letter-word, though you couldn’t spell other words with it and so not very h&y. To us, that makes ampersand a symbol for a word, like $ and which are not in the alphabet, and not a letter. It would seem other folks came to the same conclusion as ampersand was demoted to the alphabet extensions ranks joining the numbers, punctuation and whatnot.

Filed 2/23/18

Unwitting Court Jesters

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More actual court transcripts from the disorder in the court files. Which makes life easy for us, we just steal plagiarize cite them. We even “borrowed” the phrase “disorder in the court” from an old Three Stooges short. Well, it’s a new picture, anyway.

Lawyer: Now isn’t it true that on the fifth of November last year, you rode naked through the streets on top of a garbage truck, letting off fireworks and singing “I did it my way” loudly?
Witness: What was that date again?

Lawyer: I take it that before this accident happened, you lived with your brother-in-law and sister.
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: You got on quite well?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And you saw him interact with your sister, and I believe they had one child?
Witness: I didn’t see the actual interaction, but they did have one child.

Defendant (representing himself): You sell drugs out of your house don’t you?
Witness: No.
Defendant: I know that’s a lie, I’ve bought [crap] there myself.

source: mylawblog.typepad.com

Filed 2/21/18

Assess Your Word Arcana

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While breezing along happily reading some book or other, we are suddenly confronted with a word that makes us go, “wha-?” So we leg it for the dictionary to devine what the heck the author is getting at. Maybe. Sometimes we just let it slide because the suspects are all gathered and the detective hero is about to name the murderer. Breaking the suspense to look up some obscure word just won’t do; the killer could get away!

Here’s a packet of just those kind of words we stumbled across and over. Which is to say they stumped us. How many do you know?

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

Celerity (səl-ĕr′ ə-tē)

  1. Fibrous green vegetable
  2. Fame for no apparent reason
  3. Unduly famous fibrous green vegetable
  4. Like a bat out of Hell
  5. Good-natured ribbing

Gallimaufry (găl ə-mô′ frē)

  1. Belowdecks of a bireme
  2. Hodgepodge
  3. Airline food
  4. Offensiveness of bratty kids
  5. French as spoken by non-Francophones

Thaumaturgy (thô′ mə-tûr jē)

  1. Unpleasant dreams
  2. Wickedness
  3. The set of beliefs of postmodernists
  4. Magic
  5. The application of suction cups as medical therapy

Labile (lā′ bīl)

  1. A mobile that has fallen on the ground
  2. Of the common people
  3. Too old to get married
  4. Unmentionable body part
  5. Oversensitive and flighty

Concatenation (kŏn kăt ə-nā′ shən)

  1. State of indecision
  2. Dislike of cats
  3. A chain of events, for instance
  4. Embarrassment at forgetting someone’s name
  5. Din made by the percussion section of an orchestra playing Modern music

Mouseover for answers

Celerity (d) [Archaic or literary] Swiftness of movement

Gallimaufry (b) A confused jumble or medley of things

Thaumaturgy (d) The working of wonders or miracles; magic

Labile (e) Of emotions that are easily aroused, and tend to alter quickly; emotionally unstable

Concatenation (c) 1. A series of interconnected things or events 2. The action of linking things together in a series

Scoring
5 – Excellent
4 – Excellent
3 – Excellent
2 – Excellent
1 – Excellent
0 – We didn’t know them either

Filed 2/19/18

A.I. (Artificial Imbecility)

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“You never know how smart a moron is until you try to program a robot” —Unknown (by us, anyway)

Which is to say we’re a lot further away from cyborgs and the like than computer engineers hoped or imagined.

Filed 2/16/18

Supercharge Your Word Savvy

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We switch things up a bit this time around by couching all the choices prosaically instead of in formal dictionary speak. You’ll get that in the answers. So be warned, the correct choice may not be a literal definition, but close to the actual meaning. Also, as many words have multiple meanings, we pick one and run with it for brevity’s sake. Other than all that, the game is the same multiple choice business as before. Let’s get to it.

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Spate (spāt)

  1. The past tense of spit
  2. A really bad combover
  3. When things come fast and furious
  4. Spell of bad luck

Ichor (ī kōr)

  1. The CPU of a Mac
  2. Blood of the Gods
  3. Fish scale disease
  4. Mad genius’ assistant

Officious (ə-fĭsh′ əs)

  1. Arranged in cubicles
  2. Clumsy and stupid
  3. Like a nitpicking busybody
  4. In the manner or character of unwritten rules

Comity (kŏ′ mə-tē)

  1. Funny act or performance
  2. Officious assembly of people
  3. Person confined to a sanitarium
  4. Courtesy, politeness

Volplane (vōl′ plān)

  1. Type of flying rodent
  2. To dive right in
  3. Swedish flying car
  4. A carpenter’s tool for shaping volutes

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spate (c) A large number of similar things or events appearing or occurring in quick succession.

ichor (b) The fluid that flows like blood in the veins of the Greek Gods.

officious (c) 1. Assertive of authority in an annoyingly domineering way, esp. in trivial matters. 2. Intrusively offering help or advice; interfering.

comity (d) Courtesy and considerate behavior toward others.

volplane (b) 1. A controlled dive or down­ward flight at a steep angle. 2. To make such a dive or downward flight.

Scoring
5 – super-duper
4 – superior
3 – so-so
2 – stalled
1 – sub-par
0 – sad

Filed 2/14/18

Gracias Where Gracias Is Due

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What Do the Following Common Turns of Phrase Have in Common?

We have Cervantes to thank. They all come from Don Quixote (or as some have it, Donkey Hotey) which was initially published in 1604, under the title The Ingenious Knight of La Mancha. Old William Shakespeare ain’t the only one who could coin a good cliché. The book is also where the phrase ‘tilting at windmills’ comes from. Tilting is jousting. In the book our eponymous hero attacks (tilts at) windmills under the delusion he’s fighting giants. As Cervantes wrote:

“Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless.”

“What giants?” asked Sancho Panza.

“Those you see over there,” replied his master, “with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length.”

“Take care, sir,” cried Sancho. “Those over there are not giants but windmills.”

Another term with a similar meaning to tilting at windmills –quixotic. One guess where that comes from.

Filed 2/9/18

Don’t Say We Didn’t Try to Warn You

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Top Ten Reasons Why Not

  1. You’ll poke somebody’s eye out
  2. You’ll catch your death of cold
  3. You’ll break your neck
  4. You’ll go blind
  5. You’re too young
  6. You’re too old
  7. It’s not as easy as you think
  8. It won’t do any good
  9. You’ll just make it worse
  10. We’ll tell mom

Filed 1/19/18

Hop Up Your Word Horsepower

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A new year, a new chance to know your nouns, verify your verbs, and perfect your prepositions. Take the quiz to test your grip on the language. Need we explain how a multiple choice quiz works? One word, one answer. Go.

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Adamantine (ă də măn′ tēn)

  1. Unbreakable
  2. Stubbornly stupid and proud of it
  3. Adolescent from adaman
  4. Teeny-weeny, especially applied to a person; Lilliputian

Homologate (hō mäl′-ə gāt)

  1. Scandal involving diluted milk
  2. To approve; confirm or ratify
  3. To process extracted seed oils into margarine
  4. Metaphorical door that separates the men from the boys

Morass (môr-ăs′)

  1. Wild Scottish donkey
  2. Third buttock
  3. Complicated or confused situation
  4. To repeatedly abuse with a slap to the face or a two-fingered poke in the eyes

Omphaloskepsis (ŏm fŭ-lō skĕp′-sĭs)

  1. Disbelief in little green chocolatiers
  2. Contemplation of one’s navel in meditation
  3. Male crotch rot
  4. Transverse crest on a hoplite helmet

Tactile (tăk′ tīl)

  1. Self-stick flooring
  2. Shaped like a tiny nail
  3. In a discreet manner
  4. Perceptible by touch

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adamantine (a) Unbreakable
homologate (b) To approve; confirm or ratify
morass (c) Complicated or confused situation
omphaloskepsis (b) Contem­plation of one’s navel in meditation
tactile (d) Perceptible by touch

Scoring
5 – word stalion
4 – word thoroughbred
3 – word workhorse
2 – word mule
1 – word nag
0 – off to the glue factory

Filed 1/17/18

Avian Arsonists Down Under

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Some time back we reported how Australia has some of the most poisonous critters around. Mostly reptiles and spiders. Well, it seems they also have bird firebugs. Raptors that help spread brush fires. Australia, the land of great big hopping marsupials, killer arachnids, deadly snakes in the grass, and plumed pyromaniacs. Makes you wonder what Mother Nature is up to down there. From Australia’s National Post:

Raptors on at least four continents have been observed for decades on the edge of big flames, waiting out scurrying rodents and reptiles or picking through their barbecued remains.

What’s new, at least in the academic literature, is the idea that birds might be intentionally spreading fires themselves. If true, the finding suggests that birds, like humans, have learned to use fire as a tool and as a weapon.

Read it all: Australian birds have weaponized fire…

Filed 1/15/18

No News Year End Roundup

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Ten Things that Didn’t Happen in 2018

  1. Words spelled with XY combination purged for toxic masculinity; Foxy, waxy and xylophone become foxish, waximal and zhelophone
  2. Mayor declares San Francisco nuclear family free zone
  3. Retailers criticized as racist for running TV ads without interracial couples
  4. Physicists discover subatomic transtrons which can be positive, negative, or whatever they choose; Bent space-time gets even more bent
  5. French Left amends old slogan to “Europe for the Africans!”
  6. DC bureaucrats celebrate milestone ten millionth law; All government computers replace “command save” function with “command spend”
  7. Writing left to right declared Eurocentric; Writing becomes more egalitarian from the bottom up
  8. Disney buys CNN; relocates offices to Fantasyland
  9. Mathematicians discover new whole number ‘twone’ between one and two; Near infinite gets farther away
  10. Russians hack Bible code; Satan elected Pope

Filed 1/12/18

Back from the Might as Well Be Dead

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Our slumber is over and so we return you to our irregularly unscheduled content. Which we are sure the reader has been eagerly anticipating with bated breath. Bate. Another one of those old words you rarely run across outside of a clichéd old phrase. “With bated breath.” Though you sometimes run across its synonymous sibling, abate.

In fact, bate is an aphetic version of the original word, abate. Aphetic simply means a word has lost bits. For example, the trailer containing fuel behind a locomotive is called a tender, which is a shortened version of attender. Along the same lines, bus is a shortening of omnibus. We suppose a modern example is blog being an aphetic version of weblog.

Asides aside, you also don’t much stumble upon bate’s other meanings. From the sport of falconry you have bate as a verb meaning the action of a falcon held by the talons beating its wings to take off. From which comes a noun variant, a state of violent agitation. From tanners we get a verb definition, to soak leather after liming in an alkaline solution to soften and remove the lime. That alkaline solution was called bate, now its a noun.

See what you’ve been missing? Well, we’re glad we’re back anyway.

Filed 1/10/18

Happy New Improved Year!

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Official notice for 2018: As of January 1st we are no longer terry colon dot com. The new and improved, bigger and better, oh so modern and lucky name is terry colon point com. The one and only original point com on the known Internet. Bookmark us today!

Less official notice for the coming year: As it seems these days every other blog or website has a whacky and/or cryptically meaningful name, we decided to jump on that overcrowded bus. Only we can’t make up our minds what that off-kilter rife-with-hidden-significance name should be. And so… well, you’ll see.

The new year brings a slightly new look to boot. Not a rebuild, more like a tune-up. The color scheme has been tweaked and the masthead font (very top) has changed from Terrifix to a new version of an old typeface from our Face Front collection, Beatnix Bold. And as last year, the archives have been culled of the less interesting or dated bits. Think of the archives as a highlight reel. Or maybe an oldies station, where it’s a blast from the past and not crap from the past.

Filed 1/1/18

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