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Horse Power v. Horsepower

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Per person we use only three times as much energy as our ancestors did 250 years ago. Hard to believe, but true. It’s just that we get a lot more work out of that energy due to increased efficiency. True, our total energy consumption has gone through the roof. But that’s because the population has gone through the roof. Yet while our per capita energy consump­tion tripled, our productivity has gone up fifty fold or so.

Folks used to burn stuff only for heat and light. Then came the idea that heat expanding gas could be harnessed for mechanical work. That’s work that otherwise would, and did, go up in smoke. Combustion engines provide a bigger bang for the buck than you get from working animals. After all, the vast majority of whatever energy, in the form of calories, you put into an animal is used by the animal just to stay alive. And you only get work out of them after they’ve grown up big enough to be of any use.

Whether all this extra work we get done is always worthwhile is another story. Something we’ve scratched the surface of here:

Compare & Save Big-Time Are You Paying Exaggerated Prices for Exaggerated Differences?

How We Make the Easy Life Harder Shutting Ourselves Out by Moving the Goalposts –Why Being Middle Class Was Easier Fifty Years Ago

Filed 12/15/17

Mind Your Ps and Qs

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Is it only a coincidence that P and Q are at the outer ends of the top row of letters on a keyboard? We don’t know. Doesn’t matter, this is another of our know your nouns, verify your verbs, etc. word quizzes. Enough said, let’s begin.

propinquity (prō pĭng′ kwə-tē)

  1. dexterity with the small finger
  2. state of closeness to someone or something
  3. tendency to be rude
  4. sin for hire
  5. a period of time when nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

quotidian (kwō tĭd′ ē-ən)

  1. someone who habitually misquotes famous quotes
  2. ordinary or everyday, especially when mundane
  3. paraphrased
  4. plagiarized
  5. user of plagiarized, especially mundane, paraphrased misquotes

paregoric (păr-ă gōr′-ək)

  1. to shave down a goric
  2. a believer in the nonexistence of France
  3. opium based diarrhea and cough medicine
  4. in the manner of, or vaguely resembling an imitation paragor of an odious nature, strained condition, or implausible origin
  5. rambling word definition that makes no sense

quincunx (kwĭn′ kŭngks)

  1. sound made by a closing aluminum storm door
  2. Toltec goddess of menarche
  3. half a top ten list
  4. a square arrangement of five objects with four on the corners and one in the center
  5. not even a real word but sounds off color

prestidigitation (prĕs′ tə dĭj ĭ-tā shən)

  1. the act of converting newspaper articles for the web
  2. extremely fast musical keyboard trill
  3. the act of picking pockets
  4. crap through a goose
  5. sleight of hand

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propinquity: state of closeness to someone or something

quotidian: ordinary or everyday, especially when mundane

paregoric: opium based diarrhea and cough medicine

quincunx: a square arrangement of five objects with four on the corners and one in the center

prestidigitation: sleight of hand

Scoring
Five correct – perfect
Four correct – peachy
Three correct – passable
Two correct – poor
One correct – pitiful
Zero correct – pathetic

Filed 12/13/17

Frivia Monday

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On average there are 61,000 people airborne over the US. In aircraft, that is. How many are airborne in other ways we have no figures on. Though we wonder if plunging counts as airborne. At any rate that’s your frivolous trivia for the day. And our thin excuse for rerunning an old bit of Suck.com art. Or if you’d rather you can click on the pic and get an old Fortean Times bit of used art. Your choice. Aren’t you lucky?

Filed 12/11/17

Take Two Giggle Pills and Call Me in the Morning

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More Peculiar Medico Notations on Actual Medical Charts

And in other cases the patient will need disposal upon rehab.

Filed 12/8/17

Muster Your Word Muscle

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We bring you one more chance to know your nouns, verify your verbs, define your determiners, and perfect your prepositions. Take the pop quiz and see how massive your dictionary muscles are. No tricks, just pick an answer. You should know how a multiple choice test works at this stage. Plus you know on our word quizes some of the choices are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?

vintage (vĭn′ təj)

  1. used and overpriced
  2. time period when tools were made of vint
  3. venerable; classic
  4. how much wine one has with a meal
  5. even uglier now than when it was in style

sidle (sī′-dəl)

  1. a woman’s equestrian saddle
  2. drool from the corner of the mouth
  3. a note or doodle in the margins of a book
  4. invisible symbol for a return in a text document
  5. walk in a furtive or timid manner, esp. sideways or obliquely

usury (yūzh′ ə-rē)

  1. most commonly or customarily, in Japanese
  2. the half-assed stuff one makes for oneself; DIY
  3. computer workarounds
  4. the class of menial workers
  5. the illegal practice of lending at unreasonably high interest rates

florid (flōr′-ĭd)

  1. strewn with flower petals
  2. elaborately intricate or complicated
  3. a post-war communist plot
  4. able to be knocked over easily
  5. retired to a warm clime

cryptic (krĭp′ tĭk)

  1. three part tombstone
  2. zombie-like
  3. slow moving
  4. having an obscure meaning
  5. the involuntary habit of using the same password for everything

Mouseover for answers

vintage: venerable; classic

sidle: walk in a furtive or timid manner, esp. sideways or obliquely

usury: the illegal practice of lending at unreasonably high interest rates

florid: elaborately intricate or complicated

cryptic: having an obscure meaning

Scoring
Five correct – bravo
Four correct – woo-hoo
Three correct – satisfactory
Two correct – uh
One correct – duh
Zero correct – boo

Filed 12/6/17

Keeping America Safe from Canada

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Another oldie and moldy spot of art from the Reason magazine “Brickbats” file. This one from 2009.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents spent more than an hour searching and questioning New York resident Jerilea Zempel when she tried to return to the country from Canada. They had found a picture she had drawn of a sport utility vehicle, and they suspected her of copyright infringement.

In that the pic is repeated from Reason we are keeping a sharp eye peeled for patent and copyright G-men. Our lawyers are standing by.

Filed 12/4/17

Another Mixed Frivia Friday

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The Mars candy bar was not named for the planet or the Roman war god, it was simply the company owners name, Mars. Their top selling candy bar was named after the Mars family’s favorite horse, Snickers. The horse was named after… who knows?

The Baby Ruth candy bar was likely really named after Babe Ruth. The oft-repeated story it was named for Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth, could be a case of plausible deniability on the part of the Curtis company. That is, they didn’t want to pay Babe Ruth royalties, so they came up with this other, we’d say dubious, explanation.

Babe Ruth actually did have his own candy bar, Ruth’s Home Run Candy Bar. Then again, Ruth’s real first name was George, not Babe. But who wants to eat a candy bar called a Georgie Ruth?

To leave the world of confectionary behind and head in a different direction, Babe Ruth had two long-standing records broken in 1961, both by Yankees. The obvious is Roger Marris topping his 60 home runs in a season. The other was his 29 1/3 scoreless innings pitched in a single World Series, surpassed by Whitey Ford. Though Ruth’s pitching feat was done for the 1918 Boston Red Sox and not the Yankees, who he joined in 1919.

The Bosox 1918 World Series victory was four games to two over the Chicago Cubs. A year before the “Black Sox” threw the 1919 fall classic. Did that other Chicago team take a dive a year earlier against the Red Sox? Forget about it, Jake. It’s Chi-town.

Cubs threw 1918 World Series?

Filed 12/1/17

Faux Etymology (or Origins of the Specious)

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While we have written an entire feature on folk etymology folks invent from whole cloth here, we decided to go one step further and weave our own. Strictly for entertainment purposes only. We call this endeavor faux etymology. Clyde Crashcup would be pleased, we’re sure.

‘Androgynous’ is an adjective derived from the name of the rare earth element androgyn, a colorless, odorless, and pretty drab and tasteless gas. Its chemical symbol is either Xx or Xy, no-one seems to really know. Androgyn has no known valence as other elements don’t know how to react to it. The amorphous gas is the primary constituant part of the mineral hermaphrodite found largely in Brazil. Canadian scientists believe there are over fifty isotopes of androgyn, each with its own chemical symbol and pronoun.

The reader might wonder what inspired this bit of nonsense. A client request, as a matter of fact. The art director wanted me to make one of the characters in an illustration androgynous. For no reason that had to do with the subject, the art director had just seen some androgynous characters in TV shows and wanted to include one. We respectfully declined.

Filed 11/29/17

Glad They Cleared That Up

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The Ottawa Citizen sets the record straight:

[We] wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn. In correcting the incorrect statements, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction.

All the same, no harm done. Folks don’t really pay very much attention to corrections anyway.

Filed 12/11/71 11/27/17

Marshal Your Word Mastery

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We bring you another chance to know your nouns, verify your verbs, define your determiners, and perfect your prepositions. Take the pop quiz and see how well you’ve mastered the language. Need we explain more? Surely you know how a multiple choice test works by now.

yardarm (yărd′ ărm)

  1. the strip of land between the sidewalk and the street
  2. a curse uttered by a polite pirate
  3. a three foot long forelimb
  4. a rake or hedge clippers used as a weapon
  5. the outer extremity of a ship’s yard

adduce (ə-dōōs′)

  1. total up by twos
  2. to take a wild guess
  3. cite as an example in an argument
  4. an Italian second in command
  5. the lowest ranking card in a poker hand

adumbrate (ă′ dŭm brāt)

  1. roughen a surface
  2. report or represent in outline
  3. to hum when you don’t know the words
  4. shut someone up by shouting them down
  5. a stupid fee or pace

cartouche (kăr tōōsh′)

  1. a female mustache
  2. a French picture joke
  3. a two-wheeled wagon that carries bags containing liquid
  4. an oval or oblong enclosing a group of Egyptian hieroglyphs
  5. a stylistic but useless decoration on an automobile

fatuous (fă′ chōō-əs)

  1. having a low center of gravity
  2. the Roman goddess of obesity
  3. characterized by fake facts
  4. toothsome, greasy and tasty
  5. silly and pointless

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yardarm: the outer extremity of a ship’s yard

adduce: cite as an example in an argument

adumbrate: report or represent in outline

cartouche: an oval or oblong enclosing a group of Egyptian hieroglyphs

fatuous: silly and pointless

Scoring
Five correct – know-it-all
Four correct – notable
Three correct – none too shabby
Two correct – not so hot
One correct – no cigar
Zero correct – know-nothing

Filed 11/24/17

Turkey Day on Tap

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Happy Thanksgiving, tomorrow. Time to roast the turkey, bake the pumpkin pie and sing the Thanksgiving carols. What? You know, “Jingle Bells.” Which is actually a song about going to grandma’s for Thanksgiving. But we already did that one years ago on this blog before we called it a blog. ‘Blog’ comes from ‘web log,’ which is patterned after ‘logbook,’ or ‘ship’s log,’ or ‘captain’s log.’ Wadda ya know, another term with a nautical origin.

Sailing men used to determine the ship’s speed using what they called a log, chip log, or ship log. Basically a chunk of wood (log-board) attached to a rope (log-line) which they tossed over the side. This stayed roughly in place as the ship sailed away. The ship’s speed was determined by the length of log-line paid out in a specified time. The logbook recorded the particulars of a ship’s voyage, including its rate of progress as per the log readings.

Now then, why on a computer do we ‘log in’ and ‘log on’ instead of ‘sign in’ and ‘get on’? Here’s where it gets dicey. Adding an entry to a log book is where ‘log in’ comes from. Maybe. We’re not sure how, when, and where this came about, but that’s one story we heard, anyway. None of which has anything to do with Thanksgiving. What can we say? Except, have a good one.

Filed 11/22/17

Salty Language (or Common Phrases with Possible Nautical Origins)

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Addendum to our multi-part series where we went from “I suspected it might be” sailor lingo to “Who’d’ve figured?” sea dog argot. Though in this case it’s all a big maybe.

The bitter end

A phrase meaning ‘to the last,’ a la dead enders. A bitt is a post on a ship’s deck for fastening cables and ropes. When a rope is played out to the bitter end there’s no more rope to be had, that’s all she wrote. Enter Captain John Smith with the earliest citation in print, Seaman’s Grammar, 1627:

“A Bitter is but the turne of a Cable about the Bits, and veare it out by little and little. And the Bitters end is that part of the Cable doth stay within boord.”

Sounds good, but it’s debatable whether that’s the true origin of the phrase. It might rather be the obvious. Bitter is bad tasting, unpleasant. Applying that to a losing effort might be all there is to it. The jury is out on this one.

Edging forward

Get a word in edgewise

The phrase ‘edging forward’ meaning slow but steady progress was first used in the 17th century, referring to a ship slowly advancing by repeated small tacking movements. As in Captain John Smith’s The generall historie of Virginia, New-England and the Summer Isles, 1624:

“After many tempests and foule weather, about the foureteenth of March we were in thirteene degrees and an halfe of Northerly latitude, where we descried a ship at hull; it being but a faire gale of wind, we edged towards her to see what she was.”

‘Edgeways or edgewise’ simply means ‘proceeding edge first’. You know, sidling. As in edging through small gaps in a crowd. This practice of ‘edging’ was used with reference to folks having conversations by David Abercromby, in Art of Converse, 1683:

“Without giving them so much time as to edge in a word.”

‘A word in edgewise’ (or edgeways) was an expression coined in the UK in the 1800s. Whether it comes from nautical edging is not certain. The first written example is from the 1821 play Twelve Precisely! or, A night at Dover:

Sir F. (Aside.): Curse me, if I can get a word in edgeways!

Hand over fist

The allusion here is to pulling on a rope. The hand grasping the rope is in a fist, the open hand goes over the top to grab the rope forward of the fist. Repeat as needed. This is probably, but not definitely of naval origin. The earliest known reference to it doesn’t specifically mention ships. This term later turns up in William Glascock’s The naval Sketchbook, 1825:

“The French … weathered our wake, coming up with us, ‘hand over fist’, in three divisions.”

These days the term is used to suggest speed, especially in financial dealings, as in ‘making money, hand over fist.’ This alludes to grabbing fistfuls of money and pocketing it at a prodigious rate. This coming fast on the heels of the other is from The life and Writings of Major Jack Downing, by Seba Smith, 1833:

“They… clawed the money off of his table, hand over fist.”

Touch and go

This phrase has several meanings of different origins, but we only care about the most common one: a precarious or delicate case, on the razor’s edge, walking a tightrope, and like that. Whether this old phrase started asea or ashore is unclear.

This meaning is an allusion to ships or stagecoaches giving a glancing blow against some obstruction or other before continuing on its way. While a collision could spell disaster, a bump meant a narrow escape and the ship or coach could carry on. As defined by Admiral W. H. Smyth in Sailor’s Word-book, 1867:

“Touch-and-go, said of anything within an ace of ruin; as in rounding a ship very narrowly to escape rocks, &c., or when, under sail, she rubs against the ground with her keel, without much diminution of her velocity.”

The whole nine yards

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Contrary to popular belief these two are NOT of nautical origin. Nobody really knows where either actually came from, though both have a number of colorful, more likely than not false folk etymologies.

Sailing ships were never noted for having some type of standard nine yards of sails. Anyway, a yard on a sailing ship was a cylindrical tapered spar slung across a mast for a sail to hang from. Still, ships didn’t typically have nine of them.

Pirates sometimes had monkeys, but they were’t brass. Old navy ships had ‘powder monkeys,’ boys that delivered charges for the guns. They weren’t brass, either. There was no device, of whatever metal, to hold canon balls aboard a ship called a monkey.

Filed 11/20/17

Pump up Your Word Power

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Know your nouns, verify your verbs, define your determiners, and perfect your prepositions. Take the multiple choice test and see how well you know your words. You don’t have to conjugate or use them in a sentence. Simply choose one of five possible definitions. It’s easy. It’s fun. OK, it’s easy, anyway.

mulct (mŭlkt)

  1. woody stuff you pile around trees in heaps
  2. film left on the glass after drinking milk
  3. extract money from (someone) by fine or taxation
  4. what you are after the taxman milks you dry
  5. mistaken form of “mullet,” which is a mistaken form of haircut

histrionic (hĭs trē ŏn′-ək)

  1. having to do with the past
  2. funny and paradoxical at the same time
  3. an elixir that makes you cry like a girl
  4. overly theatrical or melodramatic in character or style
  5. having a hissy fit

poltroon (pŏl trōōn′)

  1. a type of pole arm ax thing
  2. a small group of soldiers, sometimes armed with a type of pole arm ax thing
  3. a locker or bin where polts are stored
  4. an utter coward
  5. a political aide, consultant, hack, sneak, slimeball

indolent (ĭn′ də-lənt)

  1. the state of being a day late and a dollar short
  2. wanting to avoid activity or exertion; lazy
  3. fasting period for Christian Bengalis
  4. on the dole; collecting welfare
  5. not capable of being dolent

gimcrack (jĭm′ krăk)

  1. a tool for breaking into a car or burgling a house
  2. flimsy or poorly made but deceptively attractive
  3. a flaw in a precious gim
  4. a snide remark made by gim
  5. a kind of corn, and I don’t care

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mulct: extract money from (someone) by fine or taxation

histrionic: overly theatrical or melodramatic in character or style

poltroon: an utter coward

indolent: wanting to avoid activity or exertion; lazy

gimcrack: flimsy or poorly made but deceptively attractive

Scoring
Five correct – word wiz
Four correct – word wonder
Three correct – word worthy
Two correct – word wobbly
One correct – word wimp
Zero correct – wordless wonder

How many did you get? You might have gotten them all since most of the wrong choices were silly jokes. They were supposed to be jokes, anyway. If not, that’s where we got it wrong. The reader is free to score us as they will.

Filed 11/17/17

You Can’t Fool Mother Nature and Get Away with It

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“It’s Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature.” Readers old enough might remember that line from a margarine commercial. Mother Nature tasted the margarine, declared it butter, was told it was margarine, said the line, and summoned thunder and lightning. It’s not as easy to fool Mother Nature as margarine makers or advertising copywriters might think. More likely, Mother Nature will fool you.

Take the case of Yellowstone National Park. In the 1890s, believing the elk were disappearing, Yellowstone’s caretakers took every effort to increase their numbers. By 1912, there were 30,000, and 35,000 by 1914. Bears, moose and bison were increasing, too. But there was a fly in the ointment, antelope and deer began to decline.

Park rangers started killing predators to stem the loss of ruminants. They wiped out the wolf and cougar and were targeting coyote. Then studies showed it was overgrazing from excess elk causing the declines, not predators. The growing elk herds devoured the aspen and willows which did not regenerate. The policy of killing predators had only made it worse.

The biota changed. Once plentiful aspen trees where practically all destroyed. Without the aspen, beavers couldn’t build dams, which were essential to natural hydrology. Without beaver dams meadows dried up in the summer, so more wildlife vanished. By the 1930s all the predators and beavers were gone. And so it went, measures to save the park devastated it instead. A sightseer today is visiting something of a pale imitation of the Yellowstone they tried to preserve.

Nowadays there are no end of folks who think they’re smart enough to “fix” the climate. What could possibly go wrong?

Filed 11/15/17

Where Every Day is Casual Friday –or Else!

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Another rerun from the Reason magazine “Brickbats” file of 2007.

Florida’s Golden Gate High School suspended student Austin Perkins for wearing a jacket and tie to school. School officials say he’d been warned that violated the school dress code.

Filed 11/13/17

What’s the R in Mrs For?

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Like ‘lb’ for pound and ‘oz’ for ounce we have ‘Mrs’ for Missus. Not that ‘Mrs’ is a measure, but try finding an L or B in pound, a Z in ounce, or an R in missus. Don’t imagine folks much look for it in there, after all who ever spells out ‘Missus’ anyway? Still, does tacking an S on the end of ‘Mr’ feminize it somehow? Well, it sort-of does. Just think of these: waiter-waitress, steward-stewardess, poet-poetess, tailor-seamstress. OK, that last one isn’t quite right, but you get the idea. Following this line of thought we get mister-mistress. There’s the answer.

‘Mrs’ started life as an abbreviation for Mistress, the lady of the house. Then folks got sloppy and lazy and stopped bothering to pronounce the TR part of the word and just said ‘Missus.’ And, being still lazy, they never bothered to change the abbreviation to match. How a mistress went from being a wife to “the other woman” we don’t know. Maybe it was an attempt to obfuscate the fact the man of the house was an adulterer? And true to form we also have the female counterpart, adulteress.

Filed 11/10/17

Add to Your Fauxcabulary

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Time once again for more of our fanciful portmanteau words designed to amuse and instruct. OK, mostly amuse. Even so, they may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Which, in this case, is to the point.

xenotopia (zē nō tō′ pē-ə) noun Something you find unbearable but, strangely, other people savor or desire.

The old “one man’s meat is another man’s poison” business. You know, like opera or communism. Or worse, a communist opera. Something along the lines of Springtime for Stalin. Or maybe Che! the Musical. A tune-filled romp based on the wishtory of the Left’s favorite revolutionary poster boy. What’s wishtory you ask? Glad you did:

wishtory (wĭsh′ tə-rē) noun History as we wish it had happened. Fake news from the past.

Filed under Fauxcabulary 11/8/17

Sea Dog Argot (or Even More Common Phrases with Nautical Origins)

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Part three of our multi-part series where we go from “I suspected it might be” sailor lingo to “Who’d’ve figured?” sea dog argot. Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead.

By and large

First, it’s not by in large. Next, we need to understand the old sailing terms ‘by’ and ‘large.’ The wind blowing from behind a ship’s direction of travel is said to be ‘large.’ ‘By’ means ‘in the general direction of.’ For sailors ‘by the wind’ would be heading into the wind, give or take six compass points. So, ‘by and large’ is the ability to sail downwind and also against the wind. Which might seem impossible unless you know how triangular sails work. But that’s another story, you’ll just have to trust us sailboats can sail into the wind.

Anyway, that’s where the phrase came from. How it came to mean ‘on the whole; generally speaking; all things considered’ is taken from the idea of how a ship could sail under any conditions, regardless. Don’t know if we made that clear, but the phrase has a nautical origin which is mostly what we care about.

In the offing

What’s an ‘offing’ and what’s in it? Good question. Let’s dispense with one thing, it isn’t a shortening of ‘offering.’ The phrase starts to make sense once you know ‘the offing’ was old-timey seafaring speak for the part of the sea that can be seen from land, minus the bit near the shore. Early texts also have it as ‘offen’ or ‘offin.’ Someone on the lookout for a ship’s arrival would first see it far from shore ‘in the offing’ as it approached. ‘The offing’ is a noun formed from the adjective ‘off’, used since at least the 14th century to mean ‘away from’ –as in ‘casting off’ and ‘setting off.’

The current figurative meaning of the phrase to describe any event that is imminent began to be used in the U.S. about mid 19th century. An early example comes from Portland Reference Book and City Directory by S. B. Beckett, 1850:

“We have known wives to forget that they had husbands..., especially when they supposed that a tax bill or a notification to do military duty was in the offing.”

Slush fund

Unless you’re selling sno-cones or slurpees there wouldn’t seem to be enough money in slush to fund much of anything let alone a cunning plan. Leave it to sailors to find a way. Which was to call something other than half-melted snow ‘slush.’ In the the 1700s fat or grease rendered from meat boiled aboard ship sailors called ‘slush’, or ‘slosh.’

Since folks back then were fat phobia free, this slush was a valuable commodity for cooking, making soap and whatnot. Selling slush to landlubbers in ports of call was a perk for ships’ cooks and crew. This perquisite (perk) became known as a ‘slush fund’ and eventually worked its way from ship to shore as a figure of speech where there was no actual slush of any kind involved.

While most folks don’t know this story, maybe the writers of The Simpsons did. In the episode “Lard of the Dance,” Homer and Bart concoct a scheme to make money by collecting and selling grease. They go after Groundskeeper Willie’s fat stores obtained from the school kitchen. Willie’s ‘retirement grease’ thus being a literal slush fund.

Taken aback

The word aback has the same construction as the words around, aloft, and aport. Tacking an A to the front means ‘in the direction of.’ So ‘around’ means in a circular (round) direction. ‘Aback’ means in a backward direction, toward the rear. In old seaman argot sails would be ‘aback’ when the wind blows them back against the supporting masts and spars.

Now we add the ‘taken’ bit. In the world of sailing in days of yore, when the wind turned abruptly so a ship was suddenly facing into the wind, the ship was said to be ‘taken aback.’ A 16th century written example comes from the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society:

“If they luff up, they will be taken aback, and run the hazard of being dismasted.”

The figurative use of meaning surprised rather than physically pushed back, came about in the 19th century. For instance Charles Dickens’ use of the phrase in his American Notes in 1842:

“I don’t think I was ever so taken aback in all my life.”

Tide over

The original ‘tiding over’ was a seafaring term meaning ‘in the lack of wind to fill the sails, float with the tide.’ This usage was recorded by English seaman Captain John Smith (the Jamestown Colony guy) in his influential sailor’s manual A Sea Grammar, 1627, which includes this first known citation of ‘tide over’:

“To Tide ouer to a place, is to goe ouer with the Tide of ebbe or flood, and stop the contrary by anchoring till the next Tide.”

That meaning of tiding over was supplanted by the ‘coping with a short-term problem’ figurative usage in the early 1800s. This meaning alludes to the imagery of ships floating over obstacles on a rising tide. In the absence of wind you make do with what you got. We think that’s the gist of it.

Filed 11/6/17

Tar Talk (or More Common Phrases with Nautical Origins)

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Part two of our multi-part series where we go from “I suspected it might be” sailor lingo to “Who’d’ve figured?” sea dog argot. Let’s get to it, shall we?

Chock-a-block

Meaning crammed together cheek by jowl. Forget the cheeks or jowls, that’s got to do with pigs or something. Just think ‘jam-packed.’ Chocks are wedges holding wheels in place. Which maybe comes from choke. Who knows?

To zero in on the nautical bit we get to ‘block.’ As in block and tackle, a pulley system used on sailing ships to hoist the sails. ‘Chock-a-block’ describes what happens when sails are raised fully, when there is no more rope free and the blocks jam together as if chocked in place.

Close quarters

Which means at close contact with, especially in a military context. This one involves our favorite type of wordplay, a pair of heteronyms.

close (klōs) adj. Near.

close (klōz) trans.v. 1. To shut. 2. To bar or obstruct. 3. To enclose on all sides. –noun An enclosed space, especially land surrounding or beside a cathedral or building.

In the 17th century sailors laid protective barriers across a ship’s deck called close-fights. (Think ‘klōz’ and not ‘klōs.’) These structures closed off part of the ship as a defensive measure. By the mid 18th century that confined defensive space came to be called ‘close quarters.’ From An Universal Dictionary of the Marine, by William Falconer, 1769:

“Close-quarters, certain strong barriers of wood stretching across a merchant-ship in several places. They are used as a place of retreat when a ship is boarded by her adversary, and are … fitted with … loop holes, through which to fire.

Over time ‘close quarters’ came to mean near enough for hand to hand combat. Though nowadays it just means close together, with or without any actual fighting. When exactly it went from klōz to klōs we simply don’t know. Pretty hard to suss out pronunciations from written sources, eh?

Cut and run

This is the shortened form of the earlier phrases ‘cut and run away’ and ‘cut and run off’. Some have it referring to ships making a quick getaway by cutting the anchor rope and running before the wind. Maybe. Another possibility is ‘cut’ doesn’t mean rope actually being severed, but is an allusion to cutting in the sense of passing straight though. You know, like cutting in line, taking cuts. Whatever the case it first appears in writing about ships, so it is indeed tar talk.

Go by the board

Most early references to this phrase relate to masts of sailing ships having fallen ‘by the board.’ The board is the side or the decking of a ship. It isn’t exactly clear whether the phrase originally meant ‘gone over the side’ or ‘fallen onto the deck.’ Still, either way it was out of use, kaput. From The Sailor’s Word-book: An Alphabetical Digest of Nautical Terms, by Admiral William Henry Smyth, 1865:

“By the board. Over the ship’s side. When a mast is carried away near the deck it is said to go by the board.

These days lots of things besides masts go by the board. They get jettisoned. Which is also sailor talk, but we won’t go into that here.

Groggy

This one you might have already guessed at the origin just from its appearing on the list. What did sailors drink to become drunken sailors? Grog, of course. Grog is a mixture of half rum and half water. From here it should be easy to connect the dots between grog and groggy.

The reader might ask, why is this diluted rum called grog? This bit is not so obvious. There was a coarsely-woven fabric called grogram, a shortened form of ‘gros-grain,’ meaning ‘coarse-grained.’ Enter an officer in the British Royal Navy who served with distinction in the West Indies and elsewhere, Admiral Edward Vernon. The good admiral was known for wearing grogram jackets for warmth and also for watering down his crew’s rum ration to make it less intoxicating. Vernon was nicknamed ‘Old Grog’ for his grogram attire and ‘grog’ was the name his crew contemptuously gave to the watery rum he foisted upon them.

OK, we admit this last one is a single word and not a phrase. So sue us.

Filed 11/3/17

Sailor Lingo (or Common Phrases with Nautical Origins)

sailortalk

Even if you don’t sail or boat or go anywhere near water that doesn’t come out of a spigot or in a plastic bottle, you, too, can talk like a sailor. In fact, you already do. At times. Many everyday figures of speech have nautical origins. Many are obvious even to landlubbers who have no sea legs: i.e., plain sailing, batten down the hatches, a shot across the bow. Others only the saltiest old tar would know were ship born, if you’ll pardon the pun.

In our multi-part series we go from “I suspected it might be” sailor lingo to “Who’d’ve figured?” sea dog argot. Without further ado let’s get underway.

Get underway

This means get going, you know, set sail. (Which is also sea talk, but we’re not doing that one.) But what way and why under it? ‘Way’ here doesn’t mean road or route (as in the way home) but is nautical speak for ‘the progress of a ship though the water,’ or the wake the ship leaves behind. ‘Way’ was used like that since at least the 17th century. Though no-one uses ‘way’ that way anymore.

So, are we under the wake when underway? Don’t think you’ll make much progress through the water that way. The ‘under’ was originally ‘on the.’ So, rather than under, we’re on the wake, or on the ship’s progress. ‘On the way’ eventually became ‘underway,’ possibly influenced by the Dutch word onderweg, which translates into English as ‘underway.’ Which sounds suspiciously circular, but that’s the story.

Don’t confuse underway with under sail, though they mean almost the same thing. The ‘under’ in that case is literal, the sails are at the top and the ship is under them. At least if you’re doing it right.

High and dry

Which means stranded, without help or hope of recovery. Hardly a surprise this has a seafaring origin referring to a beached ship. ‘High’ means above the water, ‘dry’ implies it had been for some time and would likely remain that way.

Know the ropes

Which is having skills, experience, being an old hand at something. Old sailing ships are positively chock full of ropes, you know, rigging. A sailor has to know which of these multiplicity of ropes is attached to what and what to do with them to make the ship work. They have to learn the ropes, and so then know the ropes. This is obviously an old nautical phrase.

Or is it? Some say it comes from the theater where stage hands also dealt with a whole smattering of ropes to work the curtains, sets and whatnot. But, we prefer sailors to actors so we like the first explanation better and are going with that.

Tell it to the marines

This is a scornful response to an unbelieved fish story, a la a sarcastic, “Yeah, right. Pull the other one.” The marines in question are not the USMC but the Royal Marines of Ye Olde British Navy. Where exactly this comes from is unclear, but the earliest recorded versions have it “You may tell that to the marines, but the sailors will not believe it.” Apparently marines are gullible. Hey, they’re basically landlubbers after all, what do they know about sailing or fishing?

Three sheets to the wind

It means very drunk, which sailors have been know to be while spending money. There are dozens of other words and phrases for being blotto, smashed, plastered, but this one is colorful and nautical so we get to use it. The surprise in this saying is the sheets referred to aren’t sails, but ropes fixed to the lower corners of sails to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. And metaphorically vice-versa.

The original phrase was ‘three sheets in the wind’ and was falling down drunk on the sailor’s number of sheets scale of inebriation. One sheet to the wind was tipsy. The earliest written example is from The Journal of Rev. Francis Asbury of 1815, recounting his travels through Kentucky.

“The tavernkeepers were kind and polite, as Southern folks should be and as Southern folks ought not to be; they were sometimes two sheets in the wind. O, that liquid fire!”

Whether the good reverend got the phrase from the locals or brought it with him from his native England or coined it himself nobody knows for sure.

Filed 11/1/17

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