Thinking off the Rock

Veevalalies

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Filed 5/30/23

T.G.I.Fun

“Yep, seems romance is in the air.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 5/26/23

Thinking off the Rock

Hey, Don’t Stare

Filed 5/24/23

Another Monday Moanin

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Filed 5/22/23

T.G.I.Fun

“You tolled, sir?”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 5/19/23

Kurmudgeon Kat

Growing Old Disgracefully

Filed 7/17/23

Thinking off the Rock

Testing, One, Two

Filed 5/15/23

Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Wished I’d Never Woked up

Filed 5/12/23

Talking Heads

Cry Hater and Let Slip the Dogs of Woke

Filed 5/10/23

Old Dog, New Dog, Same Trick

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Filed 5/8/23

Weary the Cynical Dog

Orthodoxymorons

Filed 5/5/23

Something Different

Different from what I’ve lately been mostly doing on the old site. You know, jokes and would-be jokes and cartoons and the like. Instead, a link to some science stuff. A fresh take on the atom. Also different. As in different from the standard model of the atom. I could try to explain, but why bother when others have already done it better. And with video. And in a swanky English accent. Cheers:

The Structured Atom Model

Filed 5/1/23

Friday Quickie

That Stinks for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 4/28/23

Thinking off the Rock

Hairy Thought

Hover for pointlessly interactive mildly amusing bit

Filed 4/26/23

Talking Heads

No Wonder

Filed 4/24/23

T.G.I.Fun

“I just invented it. It makes sliced bread.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 4/21/23

Quickies

In a Decade Far Far Away for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 4/18/23

Thinking off the Rock

Now You Think It…

Filed 4/14/23

Kurmudgeon Kat

Who You Gonna Believe, The Establishment or Your Lying Eyes?

Filed 4/12/23

Monday Blah Blah Blahs

Top Twelve Things Apathetic, Indifferent, Uninterested People Don’t Give

1. a hoot
2. a fig
3. a rat’s behind
4. a rat’s patootie
5. a rat’s ass
6. a flying fart
7. a darn
8. a damn
9. a crap
10. a sh**
11. a f***
12. a flying f***

Just as well they don’t give because nobody would want to take any of the listed items anyway. Except maybe apathetic folks who could take it or leave it without caring one way or another. Whatever.

Filed 4/10/23

Talking Heads

Dollars to Donuts

Filed 4/7/23

Boys in the Hoodie

Good Clean Fruity Funnies

Click on art to read through the cartoon panels

Filed 4/5/23

The Age of Fools Gold

Filed 4/3/23

T.G.I.Fun

“Our word is our bond.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 3/31/23

Thinking off the Rock

Outside the Box, Frame, Panel, Thing

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Is it funny? Not very. Why do I bother?, I hear myself asking. Because, I hear myself answering, I made a New Years resolution to update the old site every single day. Three times a week. Like it or not. Turns out more not than like. Not that I always keep my New Years resolutions. Come to think of it, I never do. Just wait till next year, things will be different. I won’t be more resolved, I’ll make an easier list. Promise. Right. That’s resolved then.

Filed 3/29/23

This Is the Year That Shouldn’t, but Probably Will

Top Ten Big and Getting Bigger Stories in 2023

1. Price of houses
2. Price of eggs
3. Price of milk
4. Cost of higher prices
5. Price of higher costs
6. Price of inflation
7. Price of inflated balloons
8. Cost of shooting down inflated balloons
9. Web top tens go from a dime to a dollar a dozen
10. This list is worth 8.33 cents

Filed 3/27/23

Quickies

Potty Humor for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 3/24/23

Kurmudgeon Kat

As the Man Said, The Man Says

Filed 3/22/23

All New Spring for 2023

Filed 3/20/23

T.G.I.Fun

“Oh dear. Looks like your father has brought work home with him again.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 3/17/23

Weary the Cynical Dog

Save Yourself

Filed 3/15/23

It’s Earlier than You Think

Filed 3/13/23

Doctor Killjoke

We re Go for Joke. Go, Go, Go, Go…

hover on art to kill joke

Filed 3/10/22

Quickies

Out of Date Gags for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 3/8/23

Talking Heads

Ah, Progress Ivism

Filed 3/6/23

Ah-h-h, Bliss

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Filed 3/3/23

Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Stop Me If You’ve Heard It Before

Filed 3/1/23

Quickies

It’s the Current Year for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 2/24/23

Weary the Cynical Dog

The Three Higher R's

Filed 2/22/23

Quickies

Monday Rhymes with Funday

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Filed 2/20/23

Family Friendly Fun Friday

It’s Only a Joke, Spot

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Refiled 2/17/23

Oh-Oh Word Quiz

This quiz is all about words that… which… of… uh… there is no theme in this word quiz. But they are presented in alphabetical order, so there is that for what it’s worth. And there is a pretty animated pic at the top, too, as well, also, in addition, to boot. Only from terrycolon.com, the site that gives you more.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

dastard

1. furious green sleep
2. bowl for serving primordial soup
3. over-educated imbecile
4. underhanded sneaky prick

foible

1. story with a silly lesson
2. thin end of a sword
3. short end of the stick
4. slapstick rubber knife

imperator

1. biggest big muckity-muck
2. gremlin causing maddening glitches
3. dimple-making machine
4. irrepressible smart ass

pismire

1. steaming, stinking mud puddle
2. caste one step above untouchable
3. urinal for women
4. teeny-weeny ant

zetetic

1. snore inducing
2. Czech distance runner
3. investigative
4. last but not least

Go to the word quiz page for the full interactive word quiz fun and excitement:

What’s That Supposed to Mean?

Filed 2/15/23

Quickies

Monday Baa Baa

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Filed 2/13/23

Thinking off the Rock

I Think Therefor I Think

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Filed 2/10/23

Some New Old Jokes

H.L. Mencken once said, “The older I get the more I realize there is no wisdom in age.” On the other hand, there is humor in it. And you can quote me on any of the following.

Terry’s Top Seven Things to Realize when You’re Not Getting Old, You’re Already There

1. Old age is the price you pay for living well past your best-by date
2. All you need to deal with old age is youth
3. Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re getting riper
4. When you’re old planning for the future just gets easier all the time
5. You may only be as young as you feel, but you won’t look it
6. Old age is when you can’t remember when you could remember when
7. Being old means you’re a survivor, but not for much longer

Filed 2/8/23

Kurmudgeon Kat

Curse that Darkness, There’s no Candles

Filed 2/6/23

Friday Funnies

English Be Odd

Filed 2/3/23

Quickies

Punnishment for 200 Dollars, Alex

Mouseover for question punchline

Filed 2/1/23

Boys in the Hoodie

One Flu over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Click on art to read through the cartoon panels

Filed 1/30/23

Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

One Standard Deviation

Filed 1/27/23

Talking Heads

Gal Tawk

Filed 1/25/23

Quickies

Groaners for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 1/23/23

Oh-Oh Word Quiz

Click on cartoon to replay animation

After doing none last year, this is already the second word quiz of 2023. Might be a vintage year for vocabulary tests. Vintage, a word that comes from… ah, but that would be giving it away for some future quiz. Perhaps, maybe, could be, we’ll see.

This quiz is all about words ending in -oon, for no reason other than words ending in -oon are fun. Balloon, cartoon, spittoon, macaroon. Fun and tasty, too.

Click on text to select or change your answer. Double-click to unselect.

dragoon

1. Cross-dressing Mafioso
2. Fire-breathing thug
3. Head of a SE Asian tribe of headhunters (that is, a chief, not a severed head)
4. Cavalryman who fights hand-to-hand on foot

Walloon

1. Belgian that’s almost a Frenchman
2. Balloon frame house wall
3. Painted-on entrance some cartoon characters can enter, some can’t; cave painting
4. Dutch version of Humpty Dumpty

poltroon

1. Cross between a chicken and a raccoon
2. That long pole gondoliers use to make the boat go
3. Trapper’s cache of animal skins
4. Wussy little fraidy-cat

pantaloon

1. One trouser (half of a pair)
2. Short-sighted dotty old buffoon
3. Bird toe that’s on backwards
4. Five pieces of eight (about a half doubloon; one loon)

spadroon

1. Combination fork/spoon/knife/can-opener
2. Those weird fluted collars worn in the 1500s
3. Handled pointy thing for stabbing and cutting people
4. Squadron of French planes in WWI

Go to the word quiz page for the full interactive word quiz fun and excitement:

What’s That Supposed to Mean?

Filed 1/6/23

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer –Or in This Case, a Good Laugh

Below are seven actual questions actually put to actual tour guides as collected by Travel Industry of America. Mouseover each tourist in the pic and they’ll ask a stupid question in typical cartoon word balloon style.

Mouseover the tourists to get the stupid questions

Filed 1/18/23

Kurmudgeon Kat

Anomie In the Offing

Filed 1/16/23

Three in One Fun

We Was Playin’ Chess and…

Mouseover the tabs to see the “punchlines.”

Filed 1/14/23

Quickies

Did You Know…

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Filed 1/11/23

Words of Wizdumb

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Filed 1/9/23

Words of the Times for 2022 (But Will still Be Going Strong in 2023)

Haven’t done one of these in a long while, but what the hey, let’s revisit the old dictionary pop quiz bit fun. You say you don’t find the dictionary pop quiz bit all that fun? There’s a word for people like you, though you won’t find it in the quiz, so there. Ha ha, I’ll have my fun without you.

officious

1. Looking like a prototypical work cubicle, only without the charm
2. Like a nitpicking busybody
3. Sporting a shiny badge and a pretentious title
4. Marked by bloat and inefficiency; bureaucratic

peculate

1. To flex one’s chest muscles alternately in rhythmic fashion
2. etc…

anomie

1. A person who is neither friend nor foe…

subreption

1. A hole in the sole of a shoe…

plutocrat

1. Progressive from another planet (or planetoid, nobody is sure)…

Go to the word quiz page for the full interactive word quiz fun and excitement:

What’s That Supposed to Mean?

Filed 1/6/23

That Was the Year That Couldn’t

Top Ten Things That Didn’t Quite Happen in 2022

1. King Charles fires court jester for “Who died and left you boss?” wisecrack
2. Robots hijack self-driving cars and… I have no punchline for that
3. FBI Exposed: People finally realize what “follow me” on Twitter really means
4. DC bureaucrats reclassify natives as Unhyphenated-Americans
5. New computer keyboards made with single alt key at lower left, the alt right key disappears
6. IQ scores continue declining; nobody understands it
7. Progressive mathematicians liberate calculations from oppressive “equals” sign (=) with more inclusive “feels like” sign (♥)
8. Poll finds 115% of voters believe voting is 150% honest
9. Uncle Sam replaced by Big Momma!
10. Argentina beats French Africa to win World Cup

Filed 1/4/23

Talking Heads

Happy New Year!

Yep. The terrycolon.com robot moster has been at work behind the scenes retweaking or whatever the old site. No human input require. No human readership needed. The virtual future is now. Deal with it.

terrycolon.com New and Improvements for 2023

• Redesigned navigation menus
• New Daily Dump Cartoon Serieses pages:
  Dumb and Dummy  Webtriloquism
  Kurmedgeon Kat  Quote and Comment
  The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair  Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
  Talking Heads  Detached Gags and Nonsense
  Thinking off the Rock  Pondering imponderables and mulling mulls
  Weary the Talking Dog  Barking Mad Cynicism

That’s it. That’s it? Yep, that’s all. Which is it, it or all? All of it. Sorry I asked.

And lucky you, 364 more days of the same sort of nonsense. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Filed 1/1/23