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Quickies
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Filed 9/18/23
Thinking off the Rock
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Filed in Thinking off the Rock 9/13/23
“Funny. I don’t see you in religion. I see you…
in entertainment. I see you… juggling.”
Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/1/23
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Filed in The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair 9/5/23
“I was hoping you could improve the cut of my jib.”
Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/1/23
To what do you owe your surprising success?
Why “surprising”?
Well, you’re not very talented or accomplished, are you?
There’s some truth in that. On the other hand, I’m not all that successful.
OK then, why are you such an unsurprising unsuccess?
It’s not my fault. The world has let me down, it doesn’t understand me.
Perhaps it’s more likely you don’t understand the world?
Gah! I’ve thought alot about the world, but the world thinks very little of me.
There is that. Then again, you can say the same about most people.
No I couldn’t. It would take too long.
Well, you wouldn’t have to name them.
Of course not. I’m pretty sure they were already named by their parents.
Never mind them, we were talking about you. Why is there a terrycolon.com?
Like they kind-of say: Some see things as they are and ask why. I see things that never were and ask, “What in the world is that?”
And do you ever answer yourself?
No. It’s bad enough I see things that aren’t there. It’d be totally crazy to talk to them.
Sort-of like talking to yourself in the mirror?
Worse. Like yourself in the mirror talking back.
Needless to say…
It goes without saying.
You don’t say.
I think I just didn’t.
Filed 8/30/23
(Or a Short Bit Explaining Why There Was No New Content Yesterday)
Filed in Spot and Smith 8/26/23
Quickies
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Filed 8/21/23
Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)
Filed 8/16/23
“But why, Harvey? We’ve gone unchanged for millions of years.”
Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/14/23
Everything old is new again. And vice-versa.
Filed in A Dog’s Breakfast archives 7/31/23
Quickies
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Filed 7/26/23
“Hey. I voted for her.”
Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/24/23
A pop culture gag dredged up from thirty or so years ago. I guess you have to be at least fifty to get the reference. Well, it was funny back then. Perhaps. Chalk it up to Boomer-Humor.
Filed in A Dog’s Breakfast archives 7/21/23
Weary the Cynical Dog
Filed in Weary the Cynical Dog 7/17/23
Thinking off the Rock
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Filed in Thinking off the Rock 7/14/23
“You don’t have chronic heartburn. You have an
overactive warm fuzzy.”
Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/7/23
Well, Depending on Your Point of View
And the point of view from under the bed: frightening!
Refiled from last year at this time
