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Kurmudgeon Kat

Just Say Yes

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Filed in Kurmudgeon Kat 9/22/23

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Talking Heads

W-r-o-n-g Joke

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Filed in Talking Heads 9/20/23

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Quickies

Dad Jokes for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 9/18/23

T.G.I.Funday

“Please, give me sign.”

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/15/23

Thinking off the Rock

Noah Kidding

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Filed in Thinking off the Rock 9/13/23

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Talking Heads

No There There

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Filed in Talking Heads 9/11/23

Gag Number Whatever

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“Funny. I don’t see you in religion. I see you…
in entertainment. I see you… juggling.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/1/23

At Least He’s Not Over-Thinking It

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Filed in The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair 9/5/23

T.G.I.Funday

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“I was hoping you could improve the cut of my jib.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/1/23

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I Talk to Me

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To what do you owe your surprising success?

Why “surprising”?

Well, you’re not very talented or accomplished, are you?

There’s some truth in that. On the other hand, I’m not all that successful.

OK then, why are you such an unsurprising unsuccess?

It’s not my fault. The world has let me down, it doesn’t understand me.

Perhaps it’s more likely you don’t understand the world?

Gah! I’ve thought alot about the world, but the world thinks very little of me.

There is that. Then again, you can say the same about most people.

No I couldn’t. It would take too long.

Well, you wouldn’t have to name them.

Of course not. I’m pretty sure they were already named by their parents.

Never mind them, we were talking about you. Why is there a terrycolon.com?

Like they kind-of say: Some see things as they are and ask why. I see things that never were and ask, “What in the world is that?”

And do you ever answer yourself?

No. It’s bad enough I see things that aren’t there. It’d be totally crazy to talk to them.

Sort-of like talking to yourself in the mirror?

Worse. Like yourself in the mirror talking back.

Needless to say…

It goes without saying.

You don’t say.

I think I just didn’t.

Filed 8/30/23

Monday Moaning Funnies

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/28/23

Power Outage

(Or a Short Bit Explaining Why There Was No New Content Yesterday)

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Filed in Spot and Smith 8/26/23

Another Humpday Ha

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/23/23

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Quickies

Groaners for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 8/21/23

T.G.I.Funday

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“Is there something you need to tell me?”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/18/23

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Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Down Memory Lame

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Filed 8/16/23

It’s to Laugh Monday

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“But why, Harvey? We’ve gone unchanged for millions of years.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/14/23

Ha-Ha-Happy Friday

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“Been here long?”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/11/23

Another Humpday Ha

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/9/23

Cleared That Up

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Filed in The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair 8/7/23

T.G.I.Funday

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/4/23

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Kurmudgeon Kat

Y or Y Not, That is the Question

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Filed in Kurmudgeon Kat 8/2/23

From out of the Memory Hole into News of Today

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Everything old is new again. And vice-versa.

Filed in A Dog’s Breakfast archives 7/31/23

Ah-h, Summer Funnies

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/28/23

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Quickies

Groaners for 200 Dollars, Alex

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Filed 7/26/23

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“Hey. I voted for her.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/24/23

From out of the Memory Hole

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A pop culture gag dredged up from thirty or so years ago. I guess you have to be at least fifty to get the reference. Well, it was funny back then. Perhaps. Chalk it up to Boomer-Humor.

Filed in A Dog’s Breakfast archives 7/21/23

Humpday Funnies

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/19/23

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Weary the Cynical Dog

Doot-Doot Doodle-Oodle-Oot-Doot Doo-Doo

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Filed in Weary the Cynical Dog 7/17/23

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Thinking off the Rock

Who’s on First

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Filed in Thinking off the Rock 7/14/23

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Talking Heads

Or so They Say

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Filed in Talking Heads 7/12/23

Monday Funnies

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Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/10/23

T.G.I.Funday

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“You don’t have chronic heartburn. You have an
overactive warm fuzzy.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 7/7/23

Celebrate the Fourth

Well, Depending on Your Point of View

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And the point of view from under the bed: frightening!

Refiled from last year at this time

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2023 Part Two Begins

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Filed in Spot and Smith 7/3/23

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