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As a Matter of Unfact

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Thunderbolts Project What About Dark Matter?

The Periodic Table of Dark Matter The Emperor’s New Fabric of Space

Filed in Kurmudgeon Kat 2/19/26

Lucky Dog

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Filed in Spot and Smith –Talking Man to Dog 2/13/26

And Now for Something Completely Nothing

Top Ten Ideas I’ve had for terrycolon.com this Month

At my time of life, quitting is not an option, it’s a lifestyle.

Filed 2/9/26

Left to Right

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Progressive to English Translations

  • DEI: Discrimination is the cure for discrimination
  • Holocaust denier: Holocaust debunker
  • Safe and effective: Iatrogenicide
  • Reproductive rights: Human sacrifice
  • Rules based order: Reign of Error
  • Social justice: Individual injustice
  • Transexual: Biology denier

Filed in Mouse Utopia 2/5/26

How Much Ground Round a Ground- hog Bog Yadda Yadda Something Something…

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Filed in Spot and Smith –Talking Man to Dog 2/2/26

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Quoting Hazard Ahead

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Filed in Kurmudgeon Kat 1/30/26

If I’ve Said It Once, I’ve Said It Before…

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…English is weird.

Consider the verbal phrase, combining a verb and a preposition to create a different or more specific meaning. For example think of think of. Also, think up, think over, think out, think through, think about. Verbal phrases can confuse non-native English learners since very few other languages do this. Plus, the prepositions don’t mean what they do on their own. I mean, what does up, as in a direction, have to do with think up, make up, wake up, crack up, etc.? And can you think over something you didn’t think of before? Think about it.

Then we sometimes have seeming oposites that aren’t. Burn up, burn down, same thing. Start in, start out, same thing. Close down, close up, same thing. Also you might shut down a critic so they shut up. And maybe become a shut in. Time to close out this entry with a link:

The Most Surprising Features English Has That Other Languages Don’t

Filed 1/26/26

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Loath Story

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Filed in Talking Heads 1/22/26

Seeing Is Disbelieving

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Hover over the art and see why you just can’t believe your lying eyes.

Video: 15 Optical Illusions You HAVE to Try

Filed 1/19/26

Like George Carlin Said, It’s a Big Club and You Ain’t in it

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Filed in Weary the Cynical Dog 1/16/26

Mr. Yardley (the Homeowners Pal) Advises

Ah, Wilderness

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I can’t see my house for all the overgrown trees and bushes. I’m wondering if it might be too much.

Wonder no more, it is. Oftentimes through owner negligence or laziness plants will simply get too big for their britches, so to speak. If out-of-control flora is threatening to swallow up your home, a cheap, quick fix is a box of kitchen matches and some inflammable (or flammable, same thing) debris that’s probably just laying around the yard anyway. Remember, fire is nature’s pruning shears. Just ask an Angeleno.

Filed 1/13/26

And Now for Something Completely Different…

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Different? Different how? You know; weird, odd, strange, bizarre, loopy, screwy, outré. Outré? What a peculiar word. Exactly. Huh? Outré: unusual, startling. From the French. Yeah, it would be. Stop talking to yourself and get to the point. Right. Here we go, video links:

2025 Was a Weird Year

The Comedic Timing of Nicolino Locche (Weirdest Boxer Ever)

Erik Satie —History’s Weirdest and Most Eccentric Musician

Filed 1/9/26

…Three to Get Ready…

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Filed in Spot and Smith –Talking Man to Dog 1/5/26

Badda-Bing Badda-DING-DING-DING!

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What’s Next?

  • If jet packs become a thing, could we afford the insurance?
  • If a pig could fly, would it buy Bitcoins or Eurobonds?
  • If a furry married a cat lady, would their kids be goats?
  • If AI got really, really smart, would it even bother talking to us at all?
  • If a body met an antibody coming through the rye, who would win?
  • If you were shrunk down to two inches tall, where would you have lunch?
  • If Donald Trump was cloned, could the clone run for a third term?
  • If Martians invaded Earth, how many more fake daycare centers would we need?
  • If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it?

What does the future hold in store? Only time will tell. And if the past is any indication, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Happy New Year!

Filed 1/1/26

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