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Family Friendly Fun Illustrated

Fretty Punny

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Refiled 12/6/22

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The Critics Agree

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Filed 12/5/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

Believe It or Nuts

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Filed 12/3/22

Mystery Post

Suprised alien shot in the forehead. Once you see it you can't unsee it. Must be an optical delusion.

Filed 12/2/22

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One More Last Overtime

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Filed 12/1/22

Doodle Go Time

Mass Terrace Talks

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Filed 11/30/22

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Kurmudgeon Kat

Better Living Through Commistry

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Filed 11/29/22

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One Last Overtime

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Filed 11/28/22

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One Last Time

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Filed 11/27/22

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Based on an Old Calendar

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Filed 11/26/22

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Based on a True Calendar

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The calendar on my wall actually has Black Friday noted, but no Thanksgiving. But then, it’s not a commercially printed calendar but a hand-made one I got as a gift. Still, a telling omission or a forehead-slapping mess-up? I think the latter. I mean, who’s against Thanksgiving?

Filed 11/25/22

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To a Happy (or Mildly Amusing at Any Rate) Thanksgiving

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Filed 11/24/22

Let There Be Lightbulb Jokes

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Where do all the new lightbulb jokes come from? From right here at terrycolon.com where I try my hand at writing a handful. Today, five “screw in a lightbulb” gags. At a later date to be determined, five “change a lightbulb” gags. Is there a difference that makes a difference? Yes and no. The explanation is deadly boring so forget it —on with the jokes.

How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, theoretically.

How many plagiarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, theoretically.

How many grumpy old men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ga-a-a-h, the light bulb can screw itself.

How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I’ll tell you later.

How many honest politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Good luck finding that one.

Filed 11/23/22

Family Friendly Fun Illustrated

Reviving and Revising the Old Good Clean Fun Joke Riddle in Cartoon Form

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Refiled 11/21/22

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Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Sigmund und Supersigmund

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Filed 10/19/22

Boys in the Hoodie

Go, Boys in the Hoodie, Go!

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Filed 11/16/22

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Quickies

No Exit Stage Left

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Filed 11/14/22

The New Dumb and Dummy Returns

Funny or Not, Here They Come Again

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Old characters in the new and improved cartoon style. Improved maybe, but new for sure. OK, retro so only new-ish. Though all free and worth every penny.

Refiled 11/13/22

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Crotchety Crackpot

Time Gripe Time

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Thought I would try out a newish style of drawing, all done on the computer machine, just for the heck of it. Anyhow, this is version three. After all, according to somebody-or-other famous the first draft of any­thing is crap. And according to the old saw, the third time’s the charm. What’s the truth of any of the above? Ah-h-h, there’s the rub. Shakespeare. Maybe.

This being the updated fifth version, it seems the first four drafts of anything are crap. To be continued?

Refiled 11/12/22

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Go, Go Go Joe, Go!

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Filed 11/3/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

And Democracy Backwards Is Ease Are Comedy Nah

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Filed 11/1/22

Boo!

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I decided to do my bed linen today. It’s Halloween and there was a bit of a mix up and… well, I’ll just say I’m now haunted by the cleanest ghosts in town.

Filed 10/31/22

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Talking Heads

All the News That’s Print to Fit the Narrative

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Filed 10/26/22

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Thinking off the Rock

Does a Dead Cat Really Bounce?

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Filed 10/24/22

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Talking Heads

“Borrowed” Anecdote Friday

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Paraphrased from Gary Klein, via Reader’s Digest. Added bit by yours truly.

Filed 10/21/22

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Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Ambinary a Time

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Filed 10/19/22

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Fearless Leader Thinks Twice? Think Again

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Filed 10/17/22

Thinking off the Rock

Twice the Bargain at Half the Price

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Filed 10/14/22

Because Science Is Real …    Funny

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Filed 10/12/22

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Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Buy Nary a Time

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Filed 10/10/22

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Quickies

Harvest Time... Yah, Right

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Filed 10/7/22

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Kurmudgeon Kat

As Clinton Promised, Government that Looks Like America

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Filed 10/5/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

And Dog Backwards Is Geodie

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Filed 10/3/22

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Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud)

Id and Egad

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Filed 9/30/22

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Talking Heads

Anecdotally Yours*

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*Actually not yours, not mine, Karen Love’s from Reader’s Digest

Filed 9/28/22

That’s Life

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“Death is just Nature’s way of killing you.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/23/22

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Spearless Feeder Leaks

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Filed 9/21/22

Humpday He-he

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“Yes son, all men are created equal. But after that
you’re on your own.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 9/14/22

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Kurmudgeon Kat

Start the Week with a Kat Komplaint

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Filed 9/12/22

Peerless Peer

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Queen Elizabeth II has passed away ending the longest reign in British history. And so the crown passes to the Prince of Wales, Charles. But he won’t be King. In fact, he won’t be he. That’s because in our oh-so-Progressive times binary titles and pronouns are out, out, out. The New nomenclature is strictly gender non-specific, not masculine or feminine or anything in between, in other words neuter. That’s right, modern Progressive people have all been neutered.

So, Queen and King, forget that. The old lady and the old ways are dead and gone. Next on the throne, the gender neutral Queen-King: Quing Charles. Gone as well are him and her and he and she. The pronoun it replaces them all. Hence, Charles will be referred to as Its Majesty, the Quing. Royal Navy vessels will drop the designation HMS (His Majesty’s Ship) in favor of IMS (Its Majesty’s Ship).

There won’t be princes or princesses anymore either. William will no longer be Prince William, he'll be, sorry, it’ll be Pring William, or Its Royal Highness the Pring of Wales. Pring William won’t have sons or daughters, they’ll be pringlets until they come of age. Or make up your own title, name, pronoun, whatever, since nowadays anything goes. Except the traditional, which has gone.

All the same, one thing won’t change — We can all, peer and peasant alike, still say, “We are not amused.”

Filed 9/9/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

Labor Day, Bah, Humbug

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Filed 9/5/22

Kurmudgeon Kat

Later this Week

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Filed 9/2/22

Talking Heads

And the Answer Is…

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Filed 8/31/22

Fearless Leader Speaks, Arf-arf

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Filed 8/29/22

Late, Late, Late Arrival

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“Man, I thought that casual Friday thing had
run it’s course years ago.”

Filed in Gag Cartoon Gallery 8/26/22

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Quickies

Later this Week

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Filed 8/24/22

It’s… It’s… It’s…

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Filed 8/22/22

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Thinking off the Rock

Worth Thinking about?

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Filed 8/19/22

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Mr. Colon’s Neighborhoodie

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Filed 8/17/22

Kurmudgeon Kat

Born To Be Wild, er, Free

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Filed 8/15/22

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T.G.I.Q.

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Filed 8/12/22

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Talking Heads

True or False

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Filed 8/10/22

Weary the Cynical Dog

You Didn’t Hear It Here First

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Filed 8/8/22

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Filed 8/5/22

I Think Therefore I Om

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Fearless Leader Speaks

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Filed 8/1/22

The Times They Are a’Changling

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Filed 7/29/22

Thinking off the Rock

If I Were, uh, Rich Man?

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Filed 7/27/22

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Quickies

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Filed 7/25/22

Modern and Lucky Times

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Filed 7/23/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

The Other Daily

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Filed 7/18/22

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Talking Heads

It’s about Time

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Filed 7/14/22

Take Me to Our Leader

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Filed 7/13/22

Very Late or Very Early, Either Way… You Can Thank Me Later

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Filed 7/11/22

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Weary the Cynical Dog

Ha Ha Ha, That’s Tragic

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To paraphrase Mel Brooks, “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Ouch, ooch, that smarts! Comedy is when you fall into a well and die.”

Filed 7/6/22

Happy Independence Day?

Depends on Your Point of View

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And the point of view from under the bed: frightening!

Filed 7/4/22

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