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It’s Not Only Monday

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Filed 2/24/21

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Better than Ten by Two

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Top Twelve Reasons People Visit terrycolon.com

  1. For the cartoons.
  2. For the advice.
  3. There isn’t any advice.
  4. I was confused, I thought it was about colon cleansing.
  5. You mean enemas?
  6. Yes, clysters or enemas. I didn’t want to say it.
  7. Clysters?
  8. Or enemas. Same thing.
  9. I didn’t know that.
  10. And I came here for advice.
  11. I told you there is no advice.
  12. Then I came for the cartoons.

Filed 2/23/21

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It’s Only Monday

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Filed 2/22/21

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It’s Friday, Thank Goodness

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Filed 2/19/21

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Uh… Thursday Again

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Filed 2/18/21

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It’s Only Tuesday

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Filed 2/12/21

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Dumb & Dummy

“Switching Gear(s)”

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Filed 2/15/21

This Week’s First Friday of the Week

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Filed 2/12/21

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Uh… Thursday

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Filed 2/11/21

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Dumb & Dummy

“Be Gone”

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Filed 2/10/21

Cliché Theater

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The very first and, if were lucky, only entertainment of its kind.

Filed 2/8/21

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This Week’s First Friday of the Month

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Filed 2/5/21

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It’s Day After Groundhoke Day!

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Redone and refiled 2/3/21

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It’s Groundhoke Day!

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Filed 2/2/21

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Today’s First Monday of the Month

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Filed 2/1/21

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Excuses, Excuses

Actual excuses for being late to work from actual people, who I imagine actually thought they’d get away with. As borrowed from coburgbanks.co.uk via Reader’s Digest, actually.

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Filed 1/28/21

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It’s Frivolous Wednesday

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Ever wonder why is a coin toss “heads or tails”? Look at your typical coin; One side has a head, the other side has something-or-other than a head. You get one head, not heads. Or one something-or-other than a head, not more than one. So why the plural “heads or tails” when it seems it should be “head or tail.”

On the other hand, the other side really, why tails? Heads I get; Coins often have a person depicted in profile on one side, i.e., a head. Tails I don’t get; I’ve never seen a coin with a tail on the other side. Buildings, scenes, animals, crests and stuff like that, yes. But a tail, no. How did the something-or-other than a head ever come by that term?

This is the kind of thing retirees with lots of time to kill think about. And create animation for. And then inflict it all on unsuspecting web viewers.

Filed 1/27/21

Nothing Doing Monday Posting

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Nothing new but the date. So I reprised a doodle as art. Of sorts. Hm-m-m. This might be why this site is number 125 millionth in the Web Hit Parade. See ya tomorrow.

Filed 1/25/21

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Today’s Friday of the Week

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Filed 1/22/21

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“Vote Your Bias Early and Often”

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Filed 1/20/21

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This Week’s Quote of the Day

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Filed 1/19/21

This Week’s Word of the Day

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cuckold (kŭk′ əld) noun, A man whose wife is unfaithful. transitive verb, To make a cuckold of.

The word cuckold comes from the cuckoo bird. Not that the bird made up the word, all it can say is “cuckoo cuckoo,” rather the word cuckold was inspired by the cuckoo’s lifestyle. And I don’t mean living in clocks and cuckooing on the hour day and night. See, the cuckoo lays its eggs in other birds’ nests, presumably while the other birds aren’t looking, and let’s the other poor birds raise the chicks while the cuckoo sneaks away and goofs off, or whatever it is these lazy birds do.

Now then about that silly animation. If I have to explain it, you won’t like it.

Filed 1/18/21

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Retro TV Rebuses

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The TV shows are retro, the rebuses are brand spanking new. Can you decipher the superhero and science fiction television show picture pun puzzles? Here’s a couple samples. Click the link for the rest.

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Rebus Challenge: Super Sci-Fi TV –Can you decipher the superhero and science fiction television show picture pun puzzles?

Want more? Go to the other bits:

Rebus Challenge: Meat the Beetles
–Can You Decipher the Fab Four Picture Pun Puzzles?

Rebus Challenge: Rerun TV –Can You Decipher the Television Picture Pun Puzzles?

Rebus Challenge: Old Movies –Can You Decipher the Filmdom Picture Pun Puzzles?

Bird Spotters Rebus Guide –Picture Pun Puzzles for I-D-ing Our Fine Feathered Friends

Filed 1/15/21

Friday Posting: In Which I Try My Hand at Humor

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One just has to figure the most difficult position to get would be Devil’s advocate. Just consider how many lawyers there are down there.

Filed 1/8/21

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Too Many Head Writers Spoil the Blog

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So far the staff here at terrycolon.com has not been very productive for 2021. But the year is still young. Unlike the staff which is still old. Elderly even. All the same, I’m hoping to whip them into shape soon. If possible. As you can see, they’re not looking too lively. Or even alive now that I look closer. Whatever the case, I haven’t given up entirely yet. Stress on the yet.

Filed 1/7/21

Happy New Year?

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Another year on tap and I got… nothing so far. Still, I thought I’d do a quick entry so my handful or readers would know I haven’t abandoned the the old site. That’s it for now. Soon there’ll be some new rebuses and some old jokes and… something. Only time will tell. Until then, enjoy the archives. (see menus left)

Filed 1/4/21

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