12/9/13 Just Thought I'd be Bloggy Today
MSU 34 - OSU 24. Congrats, Spartans. Rose Bowl bound. That's about as good as it gets for a program like MSU with no realistic dreams of a national championship. Though the gooder it gets would be to win the Rose Bowl. The 100th Rose Bowl at that. Make it all the more memorable. Be nice.
As for the pro football team around here... what can you say? A mediocre team in a bad division. I feel sorry for Lions fans under 20. For the older Lions fans I recall an old saying, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." If you're my age you know what the Lions are, and have been for 50 years now. How many times do you need to be fooled?
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Where UPPER and lower case come from
Ten signs you might be getting old
Lies, damned lies, statistics, and politics
Haste makes waste and he who hesitates is lost
Fauxcabulary, or words I made up
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Or Sisyphus Unbound and Unkempt
Just like if it ain't broke don't fix it, if you can't see it don't clean it. Along the same track, the easiest way to clean is to hide what's dirty. Kick it under the furniture, shove it in the closet, or simply turn off the lights. Dirty toilet? Put down the seat. See, clean. Or rather, don't see, clean.
The Quick and Easy Housekeeping rule of thumb: Only clean as absolutely necessary with dirt targeting. Instead of wiping the entire counter, just wipe the obviously dirty spot....
Quick and Easy Housekeeping
Or Sisyphus Unbound and Unkempt
Mysteries of UFOs Revealed
They’re Here, They are, They are, They are
A Short Long Good-bye
It's the End of the Year as we Know it
The Disunited States of America
A Preview of Coming Attractions?
Welcome to the Burbs Whatever it is
How ESP Works
Mind Reading Diagramed and Explained
Lights, Camera, Reaction!
The Periodic Table of Hollywood Plot Elements
Money Blather
Your Guide to Economic Jargon, Lingo, and Gobbledegook
Winless Wear
2008 Detroit Lions Merchandise
Those Darn Cats
Our deal with the devils
Government Machinery at Work
How the Wheels of the Bureaucracy Grind
American History 101 2.0
A fake but accurate account
Space Warps and Wefts
What fabric is the fabric of space made of?
The Day the Universe Stopped Standing Still
How it all began explained for people who don’t take reality seriously
Unnatural Empty Junkfood Words
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Uranimals
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Star Dreck
Musings of a semi hemi demi trekker
Dangerous Hot Air
The truth about inconvenient global warming
Not-so-Special Winter Olympics
Olympic events you’ll never see
Don’t Look Down
Everthing you never wanted to know about air travel
Happy New Year
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From Reader’s Digest
The B-B-Q Pyramid
For the Cooking Unimpaired
Venn Again, Again
More of the Same, but Different
Venn Again, Maybe Not
Another Last Laugh
Quick and Easy Meals
For the Cooking Impaired
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Bizarre Business Cards We Hope We Never See
History’s Least Successful Proto Humans
Police Line-ups Around the World (and Beyond)
Trojan Horse Designs That Didn’t Quite Make it
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Crash Course
Cartoon motorcycle accidents versus cartoonist motorcycle accidents
Suck School of Comic Art
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Suck School of Comic Art - Graduate Course
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From the Greek Meaning “Fake it”
We don't know the origin of every word and phrase we use. Some intuit (invent) derivations playing fast and loose with seeming connections or similarities to other words or phrases. This is the pulling-it-out-of-your-arse school of research. Also known as folk etymology. Proper etymology relies on original sources, ye olde written material. Confirming oral histories can be a mare's nest since we don't have time machines to go back and hear folks chew the fat in days of yore....
Folk Etymology
From the Greek Meaning “Fake it”
Moving Goalposts
“We Keep Raising the Bar and It’s Still too High”
A Powerplant in Your Garage?
Dense Plasma Focus Fusion
Unsurprising Yet remarkable
One Step at a Time to One Step Beyond
My First Car
How I Almost Ran Myself Over With a Jerry-rigged Jalopy
Billiards Bits for Beginners
The Shape of Cheating the Pocket With Throw
Flying Made Simple
Understanding How Planes Can Fly Without all the Messy Details
How Planes Can Fly
The correct explanation of lift for non-engineers
Bernoulli, Coanda & Lift
What is What and What is and isn’t Doing What
Paradox or Not?
Fashionable Fitness Foods and Futility
“Pass the Honey, Sugar”
The Processed Food Processed Food Haters Love
Works for Me
Prosperity is as Energy Does
Changes that Changed Everything
The 10 Greatest Inventions of All Time?
Better Than Sliced Bread
Uncelebrated Inventions Great and Small
Science Legends
Things people know to be true that aren’t
There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat
Three card monte math which may surprise you
The Wheels That Don’t Turn
Why You Can't Turn a Bike by Leaning
Optical Illusions You Often Run Into
Don’t worry, they don’t hurt
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Unanimated Gif Monte
A Little Optical Illusion Fun
Terra Incognita
A Trick Tricky Geography Quiz
Find the Secret Message
A different kind of word search
Superest Super Bowl League
What is the best pre-merger league at winning the big game?
Hollywhat?
A Movie Trivia Quiz of the Funny, the Obscure, and the Strange
99 & 44/100 % Pure Amusement
A Pop Quiz About Percentages and Probabilities
Internetelepathy
I Will Read Your Mind
What Was That Nym Again?
Some fun with words