5/22/13  Crackdown or Crackup?

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Just a little spot illo I did for Reason magazine recently. But you'll have to get the mag to see what it's all about.

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Samples  Illustrations I have done


Blab Compilation

Blab Departments:

Cartoons  page 1

The Casual Sportsman  page 1 2 3 4

Fun Facts & Trivia  page 1 2 3 4 5 6

Infrequently Answered Questions  page 1 2 3 4 5

Odds & Ends  page 1 2 3 4 5 6

Quotes & Sayings  page 1 2 3 4 5

Talkin Bout Money  page 1 2

Top Tens & Other Lists  page 1 2 3

Word Definitions & Origins  page 1 2 3 4 5 6


Blab Favorites:

The Ministry of "Quotations"

Why a mile is 5,280 feet, a nautical mile isn't, & more

How ‘lb.’ and £ mean pound

Why there are 24 hours in a day and 60 minutes in an hour

Why dinosaurs are improbable and tiny men are supermen

Where UPPER and lower case come from

Where urban legends come from

What’s up with ‘up’?

Lies, damned lies, statistics, and politics

Haste makes waste and he who hesitates is lost

A few Goldwynisms

New ‘Heroes’ characters

Fauxcabulary, or words I made up

The Sports File:

Explaining the Union Jack

World Cup 2010

What are the odds of a parlay?

Strange baseball plays

The greatest bike racer ever

Sports nicknames quiz

Sports cliches and Berraisms

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They’re Here, They are, They are, They are

Considering the vast distances travelled by UFOs some questions inevitably arise. Such as: How long does it take to get here; What powers them; How much energy must they consume; What kind of fuel mileage do they get; Do little green men use green energy.

The secret to UFO travel lies in employing a Maxwell Demon running on a zero point circularity which produces more energy than it consumes....

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Mysteries of UFOs Revealed  They’re Here, They are, They are, They are

A Short Long Good-bye  It's the End of the Year as we Know it

The Disunited States of America  A Preview of Coming Attractions?

Welcome to the S--burbs  Whatever it is

How ESP Works  Mind Reading Diagramed and Explained

Lights, Camera, Reaction!  The Periodic Table of Hollywood Plot Elements

Money Blather  Your Guide to Economic Jargon, Lingo, and Gobbledegook

Winless Wear  2008 Detroit Lions Merchandise

Those Darn Cats  Our deal with the devils

Government Machinery at Work  How the Wheels of the Bureaucracy Grind

American History 101 2.0  A fake but accurate account

Space Warps and Wefts  What fabric is the fabric of space made of?

The Day the Universe Stopped Standing Still  How it all began explained for people who don’t take reality seriously

Unnatural Empty Junkfood Words  Half-Baked Buzz Phrases and Overcooked Terms

Uranimals  Beastly Beasts

Star Dreck  Musings of a semi hemi demi trekker

Unreality TV  No shows

Dangerous Hot Air  The truth about inconvenient global warming

Not-so-Special Winter Olympics  Olympic events you’ll never see

Don’t Look Down  Everthing you never wanted to know about air travel

Happy New Year  2007 in review


From Reader’s Digest

Venn Again, Maybe Not  Another Last Laugh

Quick and Easy Meals  For the Cooking Impaired


Cracked Archives

The Future Ain’t What it Used to Be

Tanks, But No Tanks

Baseball Stadia for the ’90s

Bizarre Business Cards We Hope We Never See

Complete Guide to Piercing

History’s Least Successful Proto Humans

Just Plane Stupid

Landmark Remodeling

Personalized Remotes

Police Line-ups Around the World (and Beyond)

Roller Coaster Mania

Trojan Horse Designs That Didn’t Quite Make it

Ye Olde Transport Catalogue


Suck.com Archives (off site)

Crash Course  Cartoon motorcycle accidents versus cartoonist motorcycle accidents

Suck School of Comic Art  How to Draw Funny

Suck School of Comic Art - Graduate Course  How to Draw Funnier

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A Little Optical Illusion Fun

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A Powerplant in Your Garage?  Dense Plasma Focus Fusion

Unsurprising Yet remarkable  One Step at a Time to One Step Beyond

My First Car  How I Almost Ran Myself Over With a Jerry-rigged Jalopy

Billiards Bits for Beginners  The Shape of Cheating the Pocket With Throw

Flying Made Simple  Understanding How Planes Can Fly Without all the Messy Details

How Planes Can Fly  The correct explanation of lift for non-engineers

Bernoulli, Coanda & Lift  What is What and What is and isn’t Doing What

Paradox or Not?  Fashionable Fitness Foods and Futility

“Pass the Honey, Sugar”  The Processed Food Processed Food Haters Love

Works for Me  Prosperity is as Energy Does

Changes that Changed Everything  The 10 Greatest Inventions of All Time?

Better Than Sliced Bread  Uncelebrated Inventions Great and Small

Science Legends  Things people know to be true that aren’t

There’s More Than One Way to Skin a Cat  Three card monte math which may surprise you

The Wheels That Don’t Turn  Why You Can't Turn a Bike by Leaning

Optical Illusions You Often Run Into  Don’t worry, they don’t hurt


Quizzes, Games and Such

Unanimated Gif Monte  A Little Optical Illusion Fun

Terra Incognita  A Trick Tricky Geography Quiz

Find the Secret Message  A different kind of word search

Superest Super Bowl League  What is the best pre-merger league at winning the big game?

Hollywhat?  A Movie Trivia Quiz of the Funny, the Obscure, and the Strange

99 & 44/100 % Pure Amusement  A Pop Quiz About Percentages and Probabilities

Internetelepathy  I Will Read Your Mind

What Was That Nym Again?  Some fun with words