2021 January-June
Thinking Off the Rock
Like Greased Lightning Maybe?
Filed 6/30/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
A Message for Ewe All
Filed 6/28/21
Humpday Humpy Returns
Hover for part two
Filed 6/23/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Tail of Two Cities
Filed 6/22/21
Day Late, Dollar short, Again
And Who Do I Owe the Dollar To?
I feel more of a malingerer, more remiss in my self-imposed duties by neglecting updating terrycolon.com (despite its almost total dearth of readership) than in not doing the laundry; you know, a real task and not digital virtual chore. Either I’ve got my priorities mixed up, or because folks across the webbie globe can tell if the site is behind times while no-one will ever know if my boxer briefs are beyond their wash-by date. Besides, I have my waning has-been reputation to uphold.
Then again, maybe I’m just a dirty, lazy good-for-nothing.
Filed 6/18/21
Too Too Day
Filed 6/15/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
Woke Up and Smell the Kool-Aid
Filed 6/9/21
It’s Friday Again
Hover for part two
Filed 6/4/21
Thinking Off the Rock
What If…
Filed 6/3/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Anything Is Impossible
Filed 5/28/21
It’s Humpday! Here’s the Head Hump!
Hover for part two
Filed 5/26/21
Doodlemation Monday
A Short, Short, Short Story; In Fact a Paragraphic Tale
Edmund had somehow gotten it into his brain (such as it was) that he had overnight transformed, not unlike Gregor Samsa, into some kind of shark, not of the noted deep-sea variety, but a rarer fresh-air type, trolling the lawns of the immediate area. The neighbors, giving him a wide berth, stared askance at such a spectacle, all the while harboring deep suspicions about the disappearance of their Pomeranian.
Filed 5/24/21
Blah Blah Blah
Hover for part two
Filed 5/18/21
Family Friendly Friday Is Back
Filed 5/14/21
Weary the Talking Dog
The Miracle of Democracy
Filed 5/11/21
TV Flashback Update
Filed 5/6/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
Remember the… uh… hm-m-m
Filed 5/5/21
Weary the Talking Dog
What Passes for Music
Filed 4/30/21
It’s Humpday! Here’s Humpy!
Filed 4/28/21
Hover for part two
Kurmudgeon Kat
Founders Lost
Filed 4/26/21
Another Family Friendly Friday
Filed 4/23/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Unlike the Other Man Said
Filed 4/21/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
I Have a Dream
Filed 4/14/21
It’s Friday the 13th on Tuesday
Hover for part two
Filed 4/13/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Unlike the Man Said
Filed 4/9/21
Monday on Tuesday This Week
Hover for part two
Filed 4/6/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
How We Got Where We Got
Filed 4/5/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Still Speaking of the New Regime
Filed 3/30/21
One Week Later It’s Monday Again
Hover for part two
Filed 3/28/21
It’s Family Friendly Friday
Filed 3/26/21
Kurmudgeon Kat
Filed 3/24/21
Spring Springs
Hallelujah! It’s the first day of Spring! Winter is over, but the insanity lives on. Over one year and counting
Spring Cleaning To Don’t List
- Wear at least five face masks
- And five pairs of gloves, too
- Wash mouth out with soap after every conversation or phone call
- Hose down car inside and out after every trip
- Carry your own plexiglass shield outside the home
- Carry your own plexiglass shield INside the home for that matter
- Soak yourself in bleach daily, you can’t be too careful
- Boil all clothing twice a day, better safe than sorry
- Burn underwear after use, no use taking chances
- Wear a condom at all times, you never know
- Don’t touch anything
- If you did touch anything, heaven forbid, boil it in hydrogen peroxide for two hours, then burn it
- Seal doors and windows with duck tape, sit, stay
- Don’t even breathe, or you may get the corona cooties
In so many words of somebody-or-other, this is what change looks like. Anyway, history has shown us the experts are never wrong, the media never lies, and our leaders are always benevolent.
Filed 3/20/21
It’s Family Friendly Friday Again
Filed 3/19/21
It’s Another Family Friendly Friday
Filed 3/12/21
It’s Humpday!
Top Ten Humps
- Humphrey Bogart
- Humpty Dumpty
- Humpback of Notre Dame
- Engelbert Humperdinck
- Humpalong Cassidy
- Hubert Humphrey
- George Whump Bush
- Angela “Die Humpfrau” Merkel
- “Humpy” Joe Biden
- Gamel the Camel
Filed 3/10/21
It’s Cynical Doodle Day
Filed 3/9/21
It’s Monday Again
Hover for part two
Filed 3/8/21
It’s Family Friendly Friday Again
Filed 3/5/21
Weary the Talking Dog
Filed 3/4/21
Wednesdaze
Roget’s To-Do List
- Ado
- Stir
- Fuss
- Stew
- Commotion
- Turmoil
- Tumult
- Fluster
- Bother
- Pother
- Hubbub
- Hurly-Burly
- Splutter
Filed 3/3/21
It’s Family Friendly Friday
Filed 2/26/21
It’s Only Monday
Hover for part two
Filed 2/22/21
It’s Friday, Thank Goodness
Filed 2/19/21
Dumb & Dummy
“Switching Gear(s)”
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Filed 2/15/21
This Week’s First Friday of the Week
Hover for part two
Filed 2/12/21
Uh… Thursday
Filed 2/11/21
Dumb & Dummy
“Be Gone”
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Filed 2/10/21
Cliché Theater
The very first and, if were lucky, only entertainment of its kind.
Filed 2/8/21
This Week’s First Friday of the Month
Hover for part two
Filed 2/5/21
It’s Day After Groundhoke Day!
Mouseover art and see for yourself
Redone and refiled 2/3/21
Today’s First Monday of the Month
Hover for part two
Filed 2/1/21
Excuses, Excuses
Actual excuses for being late to work from actual people, who I imagine actually thought they’d get away with. As borrowed from coburgbanks.co.uk via Reader’s Digest, actually.
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Filed 1/28/21
Today’s Friday of the Week
Hover for part two
Filed 1/22/21
Dumb & Dummy
“Vote Your Bias Early and Often”
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Filed 1/20/21