2021 January-June

Thinking Off the Rock

Like Greased Lightning Maybe?

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Filed 6/30/21

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A Message for Ewe All

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Filed 6/28/21

Back to Basics Friday

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More answers to HOW than you can shake a stick at (for all the good stick shaking would have done)

How Planes Can Fly
The Correct Explanation of Lift for Non-Engineers

How to Win Any Argument
Using Paralogic and Surreason

How to Talk Like a Sailor
Common Phrases with Nautical Origins

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How to Draw Funny

Filed 6/25/21

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Humpday Humpy Returns

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Filed 6/23/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Tail of Two Cities

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Filed 6/22/21

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Filed 6/21/21

Day Late, Dollar short, Again

And Who Do I Owe the Dollar To?

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I feel more of a malingerer, more remiss in my self-imposed duties by neglecting updating terrycolon.com (despite its almost total dearth of readership) than in not doing the laundry; you know, a real task and not digital virtual chore. Either I’ve got my priorities mixed up, or because folks across the webbie globe can tell if the site is behind times while no-one will ever know if my boxer briefs are beyond their wash-by date. Besides, I have my waning has-been reputation to uphold.

Then again, maybe I’m just the world's worst procrastinator. Though come to think of it, wouldn’t being the worst procrastinator mean I’d do everything in a timely fashion? Putting things off too long would make me a good procrastinator, right?

Filed 6/18/21

Tu Tu Day

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Filed 6/17/21

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Thinking Off the Rock

More than Forever; Forever and Ever

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Filed 6/16/21

Too Too Day

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Filed 6/15/21

Cynical Fry Day

It’s Hot Out There

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Remember, one third of tax revenue pays for interest on the national debt. And guess who pockets all that interest?

Filed 6/11/21

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Woke Up and Smell the Kool-Aid

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Filed 6/9/21

It’s Friday Again

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Filed 6/4/21

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Thinking Off the Rock

What If…

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Filed 6/3/21

It’s the First Unofficial P.G. Wodehouse Day

Also Known as June First

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So, despite the weak imitation (sorry), we celebrate 100 years, or whatever it is, of Wooster and Jeeves stories. So go read a P.G. Wodehouse book. Don’t have one? Buy one. Too cheap to buy one? Borrow one at the local lending library. Or borrow one from a friend. None of your circle of friends have any P.G. Wodehouse books? Get better friends.

Filed 6/1/21

Last Family Friendly Monday in May

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Filed 5/31/21

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Doctor! Doctor!

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Filed 5/29/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Anything Is Impossible

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Filed 5/28/21

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It’s Humpday! Here’s the Head Hump!

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Filed 5/26/21

Doodlemation Monday

A Short, Short, Short Story; In Fact a Paragraphic Tale

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Edmund had somehow gotten it into his brain, such as it was, that he had become, not unlike like Gregor Sampsa, some kind of shark, not of the noted deep-sea variety, but a rarer fresh-air type, trolling the lawns of the immediate area. The neighbors, giving him a wide berth, stared askance at such a spectacle, all the while harboring deep suspicions about the disappearance of their Pomeranian.

Filed 5/24/21

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Thinking Off the Rock

What If…

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Filed 5/22/21

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Common Unsense?

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Filed 5/20/21

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Blah Blah Blah

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Filed 5/18/21

Family Friendly Friday Is Back

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Filed 5/14/21

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Doctor! Doctor!

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Filed 5/13/21

Humpday Doodlemation

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Filed 5/12/21

Weary the Talking Dog

The Miracle of Democracy

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Filed 5/11/21

Cynical Saturday

Br-r-r. Where’s Spring Already?

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Filed 5/8/21

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TV Flashback Update

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Filed 5/6/21

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Remember the… uh… hm-m-m

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Filed 5/5/21

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Doctor! Doctor!

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Filed 5/3/21

Weary the Talking Dog

What Passes for Music

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Filed 4/30/21

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It’s Humpday! Here’s Humpy!

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Filed 4/28/21

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Founders Lost

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Filed 4/26/21

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Another Family Friendly Friday

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Filed 4/23/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Unlike the Other Man Said

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Filed 4/21/21

Doctor! Doctor!

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Filed 4/20/21

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It’s Not Friday the 13th Not on Tuesday

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Filed 4/19/21

Family Friendly Friday

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Filed 4/16/21

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I Have a Dream

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Filed 4/14/21

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It’s Friday the 13th on Tuesday

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Filed 4/13/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Unlike the Man Said

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Filed 4/9/21

Doctor! Doctor!

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Original gag: Christine Schrum via Reader's Digest

Filed 4/8/21

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Monday on Tuesday This Week

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Filed 4/6/21

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How We Got Where We Got

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Filed 4/5/21

First Family Friendly Friday in April

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Filed 4/2/21

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The EOTWAWKI?

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Top Ten Things Starting Today

  1. Honest-like media
  2. Smaller-ish big business
  3. Less-is-more government
  4. Unbiased-sort-of science
  5. Balanced-seeming education
  6. Fair-like courts
  7. Intelligent-esque administration
  8. Mostly mask-free living
  9. Freedom-free living
  10. April fools day!

Filed 4/1/21

Doctor! Doctor!

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Filed 3/31/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Still Speaking of the New Regime

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Filed 3/30/21

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One Week Later It’s Monday Again

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It’s Family Friendly Friday

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Filed 3/19/21

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Filed 3/24/21

Again It’s Monday

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Filed 3/22/21

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Spring Springs

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Hallelujah! It’s the first day of Spring! Winter is over, but the insanity lives on. Over one year and counting

Spring Cleaning To Don’t List

In so many words of somebody-or-other, this is what change looks like. Anyway, history has shown us the experts are never wrong, the media never lies, and our leaders are always benevolent.

Filed 3/20/21

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It’s Family Friendly Friday Again

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Filed 3/19/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Speaking of the New Regime

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Filed 3/18/21

Pay No Attention to the Snake-Man Behind the Curtain

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What? Huh? Why, it’s the current year; Fake is the new reality. As it ever was for millennia. If none of this makes sense, well, it never happened anyway.

Filed 3/17/21

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It’s Monday Yet Again

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Filed 3/15/21

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It’s Another Family Friendly Friday

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Filed 3/12/21

Weary the Talking Dog

Speaking of Health Care “Heroes”

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Filed 3/11/21

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It’s Humpday!

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Top Ten Humps

  1. Humphrey Bogart
  2. Humpty Dumpty
  3. Humpback of Notre Dame
  4. Engelbert Humperdinck
  5. Humpalong Cassidy
  6. Hubert Humphrey
  7. George Whump Bush
  8. Angela “Die Humpfrau” Merkel
  9. “Humpy” Joe Biden
  10. Gamel the Camel

Filed 3/10/21

It’s Cynical Doodle Day

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Filed 3/9/21

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It’s Monday Again

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Filed 3/8/21

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It’s Family Friendly Friday Again

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Filed 3/5/21

Weary the Talking Dog

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Filed 3/4/21

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Wednesdaze

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Roget’s To-Do List

Filed 3/3/21

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Trapped like rats in technocracy — Or mice, more like, in Utopia. Self-Driving car takes you where MSGoogle.gov directs. Keep head inside vehicle at all times.

Filed 3/2/21

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It’s March Again

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Filed 3/1/21

It’s Silly Saturday

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Filed 2/27/21

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It’s Family Friendly Friday

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Filed 2/26/21

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It’s Not Only Monday

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Filed 2/24/21

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Better than Ten by Two

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Top Twelve Reasons People Visit terrycolon.com

  1. For the cartoons.
  2. For the advice.
  3. There isn’t any advice.
  4. I was confused, I thought it was about colon cleansing.
  5. You mean enemas?
  6. Yes, clysters or enemas. I didn’t want to say it.
  7. Clysters?
  8. Or enemas. Same thing.
  9. I didn’t know that.
  10. And I came here for advice.
  11. I told you there is no advice.
  12. Then I came for the cartoons.

Filed 2/23/21

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It’s Only Monday

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Filed 2/22/21

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It’s Friday, Thank Goodness

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Filed 2/19/21

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Uh… Thursday Again

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Filed 2/18/21

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It’s Only Tuesday

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Filed 2/12/21

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Dumb & Dummy

“Switching Gear(s)”

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Filed 2/15/21

This Week’s First Friday of the Week

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Filed 2/12/21

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Uh… Thursday

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Filed 2/11/21

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Dumb & Dummy

“Be Gone”

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Filed 2/10/21

Cliché Theater

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The very first and, if were lucky, only entertainment of its kind.

Filed 2/8/21

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This Week’s First Friday of the Month

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Filed 2/5/21

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It’s Day After Groundhoke Day!

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Redone and refiled 2/3/21

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It’s Groundhoke Day!

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Filed 2/2/21

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Today’s First Monday of the Month

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Filed 2/1/21

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Excuses, Excuses

Actual excuses for being late to work from actual people, who I imagine actually thought they’d get away with. As borrowed from coburgbanks.co.uk via Reader’s Digest, actually.

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Filed 1/28/21

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It’s Frivolous Wednesday

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Ever wonder why is a coin toss “heads or tails”? Look at your typical coin; One side has a head, the other side has something-or-other than a head. You get one head, not heads. Or one something-or-other than a head, not more than one. So why the plural “heads or tails” when it seems it should be “head or tail.”

On the other hand, the other side really, why tails? Heads I get; Coins often have a person depicted in profile on one side, i.e., a head. Tails I don’t get; I’ve never seen a coin with a tail on the other side. Buildings, scenes, animals, crests and stuff like that, yes. But a tail, no. How did the something-or-other than a head ever come by that term?

This is the kind of thing retirees with lots of time to kill think about. And create animation for. And then inflict it all on unsuspecting web viewers.

Filed 1/27/21

Nothing Doing Monday Posting

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Nothing new but the date. So I reprised a doodle as art. Of sorts. Hm-m-m. This might be why this site is number 125 millionth in the Web Hit Parade. See ya tomorrow.

Filed 1/25/21

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Today’s Friday of the Week

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Filed 1/22/21

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Dumb & Dummy

“Vote Your Bias Early and Often”

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Filed 1/20/21

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This Week’s Quote of the Day

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Filed 1/19/21

This Week’s Word of the Day

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cuckold (kŭk′ əld) noun, A man whose wife is unfaithful. transitive verb, To make a cuckold of.

The word cuckold comes from the cuckoo bird. Not that the bird made up the word, all it can say is “cuckoo cuckoo,” rather the word cuckold was inspired by the cuckoo’s lifestyle. And I don’t mean living in clocks and cuckooing on the hour day and night. See, the cuckoo lays its eggs in other birds’ nests, presumably while the other birds aren’t looking, and let’s the other poor birds raise the chicks while the cuckoo sneaks away and goofs off, or whatever it is these lazy birds do.

Now then about that silly animation. If I have to explain it, you won’t like it.

Filed 1/18/21

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Retro TV Rebuses

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The TV shows are retro, the rebuses are brand spanking new. Can you decipher the superhero and science fiction television show picture pun puzzles? Here’s a couple samples. Click the link for the rest.

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Rebus Challenge: Super Sci-Fi TV –Can you decipher the superhero and science fiction television show picture pun puzzles?

Want more? Go to the other bits:

Rebus Challenge: Meat the Beetles
–Can You Decipher the Fab Four Picture Pun Puzzles?

Rebus Challenge: Rerun TV –Can You Decipher the Television Picture Pun Puzzles?

Rebus Challenge: Old Movies –Can You Decipher the Filmdom Picture Pun Puzzles?

Bird Spotters Rebus Guide –Picture Pun Puzzles for I-D-ing Our Fine Feathered Friends

Filed 1/15/21

Friday Posting: In Which I Try My Hand at Humor

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One just has to figure the most difficult position to get would be Devil’s advocate. Just consider how many lawyers there are down there.

Filed 1/8/21

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Too Many Head Writers Spoil the daily

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So far the staff here at terrycolon.com has not been very productive for 2021. But the year is still young. Unlike the staff which is still old. Elderly even. All the same, I’m hoping to whip them into shape soon. If possible. As you can see, they’re not looking too lively. Or even alive now that I look closer. Whatever the case, I haven’t given up entirely yet. Stress on the yet.

Filed 1/7/21

Happy New Year?

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Another year on tap and I got… nothing so far. Still, I thought I’d do a quick entry so my handful or readers would know I haven’t abandoned the the old site. That’s it for now. Soon there’ll be some new rebuses and some old jokes and… something. Only time will tell. Until then, enjoy the archives. (see menus left)

Filed 1/4/21

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